Here Are The 15 Funniest Tweets From This Week
1. And, to kick us off:
me opening twitter at 10am pic.twitter.com/lQ9PqhN9TH— NASA boy (@kurtisrai) March 28, 2018
2. Raise your hand if you didn't realize he was describing two outfits for one girl until rght now.
The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will— Splenda Pappy (@caroline_oreo) March 26, 2018
3. It's a tough life for a cowboy.
they always say yeehaw but never ask haw yee pic.twitter.com/Zcqy3y1sbc— uzi stan acc (@ShlongUziVert) March 25, 2018
4. She's got talent.
So my sister has that Musically App & I thought this was the funniest video ever 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0JQg6c0szH— unofficial (@Gonzxless) March 28, 2018
I ordered Uber Eats for my Grandma to try, and not even a day later she's taken control pic.twitter.com/ji66hKT9Lm— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) March 25, 2018
6. Hi kid where is your mommy
Chick Fil a never ceases to amaze me. And yes it was my pleasure! pic.twitter.com/GZoB7Bm5T7— drew. (@achandrew13) March 27, 2018
7. This week's Most Relatable Tweet™
Age 6: “I want to be a doctor.”— kayyci (@kayyci) March 25, 2018
Age 16: “I want to be a nurse.”
Age 19: “I’ll try accounting.”
Age 24: ”Hey guys, welcome back to my channel...”
8. Kitty see, kitty do.
HAHAHAHAHA— ⎛⎝☆JayeCat☆⎠⎞⚧❄️ (@JayeTweet) March 27, 2018
I can't stop rereading this and laughing pic.twitter.com/77MCE86XMa
9. Whatcha got there?
When your girl hear a notification go off pic.twitter.com/jPjqtWTGuq— k. (@KarlssJunior) March 27, 2018
10. This is it. We are in the Hunger Games.
Me reading The Hunger Games in 2008: wow what a crazy, unrealistic story— kelsey crist (@kelseycrist) March 26, 2018
2018: children are going to the capital to fight for their right to not be murdered by each other and a creepy looking TV star is there pretending like nothing is wrong
11. He looks dapper.
My mum gets handmade clothes from America for my dog and I literally can’t cope 😂😩😂 pic.twitter.com/lpGnDiLyi0— Rubess🌹 (@rubyymaee) March 27, 2018
12. Not a single fuck is being given.
I go upstairs for 2 mins pic.twitter.com/W5sykF0APk— Adam Circumstance (@AdamCirc) March 26, 2018
13. Really though, where are my millions of dollars and super attractive spouse?
when u want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of ur dream pic.twitter.com/S8fdfagPoG— anthony (@xforcades2) March 29, 2018
14. That quick wit though
My siblings had a fight once and it went like this— Natalie Ray (@_natalieray) March 29, 2018
Tyler: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
15. Give this professor an award.
I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme pic.twitter.com/xXsNqB8UuL— Lizzy Smith (@elizwsmith) March 27, 2018