Here Are the 12 Funniest Comments From This Week
"Shout-out to the home-persons RichardPencil, and real life problems!" -BurnInDemonFire
“I'm honored to be mentioned from the shadows of your overwhelming glory. Like a hole, small enough for me to glow. My own glory hole!” -real life problems
11. Those are the official rules.
“I wonder if you say 'not related', if its the same as saying "no homo" before makes it fine.“ -Jon Artz
10. The poacher gets poached, in more ways than one.
“Hey Simba, you like your humans fried or scrambled? Simba: Poached, of course.” -Davros
9. A fight occured becuase of this comment, but I'm mad with power so here it is:
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
“how...how is this an almost fml. this is the worst thing ive read all week and i read like two trump tweets the other day.” -Ali Alexandrea
8. JERRRRYY! JERRRRYYY!!
“I see Jerry springer in your future” - ezrajab
7. Just to be clear....
“I think the people who say that first-and-second cousin incest is ok are sick in the head.” -WHSKitty
“Third cousin fine?” -PenguinPal3017
6. And he got his boys in on the action, too.
“Casper grew up to be the ‘over friendly-ghost!’” - Leeono
5. Everything about this comment. So in depth. So informative. So funny.
“First cousin marriage used to be really popular, especially in the British royal family. And sometimes it worked out pretty well. Queen Victoria married her 1st cousin. And she's probably the only monarch who had real true love with their spouse. Also, her cousin was fine AF and drastically improved the gene pool. It's quite hilarious- if you go to Kensington Palace you'll see all the portraits of ugly ass royals & their offspring, then suddenly there's Prince Alfred looking like a snack and the portraits of their 9 children all looking like angelic baby models.” - meisiemeisie
4. So inconsiderate of them!
“Why would they move your bed so far away? That’s crazy. Where will you sleep?” -pjsr
3. No need to riot fam, I was GONNA put this comment in anyway...
“Wow cybersex has changed since my day!” - Leeono
2. That is kinda late.
“Plot twist: Her kid is 32 and lives in her basement.” -RichardPencil
1. Coming in at #1 because OrySoma saw an opportunity and seized it.
“Huh...I always thought it was that 'it's not incest if they don't get pregnant from it.' At least that's what my cousins always said.” -ChakatBlackstar
“show me on the doll where your cousin's touched you” -OrySoma
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Was she screaming 'Pollo frito?'” -Chris Smith_1291676952
“Where’s the part where mom comes in with the laundry?” - RichardPencil