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Here Are the 12 Funniest Comments From This Week

By nadine / samedi 14 juillet 2018 05:30
Their misery is your entertainment. Your comments are our entertainment. You know we've gotta shout out the best! So here it is: the moment you've all been waiting for (which is kind of an FML in itself...) the funniest comments of the week!

12. Funny-comments-ception

"Shout-out to the home-persons RichardPencil, and real life problems!" -BurnInDemonFire 

I'm honored to be mentioned from the shadows of your overwhelming glory. Like a hole, small enough for me to glow. My own glory hole!” -real life problems

11. Those are the official rules.

World

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of a month is actually my second cousin. I broke up with her. She broke my nose. Apparently “It's not incest if people don't find out.” FML

By GoT - / Saturday 7 July 2018 00:00 / India
“I wonder if you say 'not related', if its the same as saying "no homo" before makes it fine.“ -Jon Artz  

10. The poacher gets poached, in more ways than one.

Hey Simba, you like your humans fried or scrambled? Simba: Poached, of course.” -Davros  

9. A fight occured becuase of this comment, but I'm mad with power so here it is:

“how...how is this an almost fml. this is the worst thing ive read all week and i read like two trump tweets the other day.” -Ali Alexandrea  

8. JERRRRYY! JERRRRYYY!!

World

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

By YeahFML - / Saturday 7 July 2018 01:30 / Slovakia
“I see Jerry springer in your future” - ezrajab

7. Just to be clear....

World

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of a month is actually my second cousin. I broke up with her. She broke my nose. Apparently “It's not incest if people don't find out.” FML

By GoT - / Saturday 7 July 2018 00:00 / India

“I think the people who say that first-and-second cousin incest is ok are sick in the head.” -WHSKitty  

“Third cousin fine?” -PenguinPal3017

6. And he got his boys in on the action, too.

“Casper grew up to be the ‘over friendly-ghost!’” - Leeono  

5. Everything about this comment. So in depth. So informative. So funny. 

World

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of a month is actually my second cousin. I broke up with her. She broke my nose. Apparently “It's not incest if people don't find out.” FML

By GoT - / Saturday 7 July 2018 00:00 / India
“First cousin marriage used to be really popular, especially in the British royal family. And sometimes it worked out pretty well. Queen Victoria married her 1st cousin. And she's probably the only monarch who had real true love with their spouse. Also, her cousin was fine AF and drastically improved the gene pool. It's quite hilarious- if you go to Kensington Palace you'll see all the portraits of ugly ass royals & their offspring, then suddenly there's Prince Alfred looking like a snack and the portraits of their 9 children all looking like angelic baby models.” - meisiemeisie  

4. So inconsiderate of them!

World

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

By YeahFML - / Saturday 7 July 2018 01:30 / Slovakia
“Why would they move your bed so far away? That’s crazy. Where will you sleep?” -pjsr

3. No need to riot fam, I was GONNA put this comment in anyway...

“Wow cybersex has changed since my day!” - Leeono

2. That is kinda late.

“Plot twist: Her kid is 32 and lives in her basement.” -RichardPencil

1. Coming in at #1 because OrySoma saw an opportunity and seized it.

World

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of a month is actually my second cousin. I broke up with her. She broke my nose. Apparently “It's not incest if people don't find out.” FML

By GoT - / Saturday 7 July 2018 00:00 / India

“Huh...I always thought it was that 'it's not incest if they don't get pregnant from it.' At least that's what my cousins always said.” -ChakatBlackstar  

“show me on the doll where your cousin's touched you” -OrySoma

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

World

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

By YeahFML - / Saturday 7 July 2018 01:30 / Slovakia
“Was she screaming 'Pollo frito?'” -Chris Smith_1291676952  
“Where’s the part where mom comes in with the laundry?” - RichardPencil
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By  Madrias  |  34

If your 'attention' is glowing, you've almost certainly stuck it into something gloriously bad for your health. On the flip side, that's a hell of a conversation starter... And you'll be really fun at parties.

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  Madrias  |  34

If your 'attention' is glowing, you've almost certainly stuck it into something gloriously bad for your health. On the flip side, that's a hell of a conversation starter... And you'll be really fun at parties.

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