Here Are The 11 Funniest Comments From This Week!
11. How rude.
You should've helped her out with the grocery bags to her car.” -wanted_2_want
10. There's always room for a good foot joke.
“I can tell you’re a good student — you put your sole in your studies.“ - RichardPencil
9. BOGO SALE ON BUMPERS
“Buy one, get one free!” - LittleRed79
8. Because this guy's life is the real FML.
“Imagine the poor book keeper in the insurance office putting away this report to his boss” - Jerrod Baetsch
7. What, you don't like cheeto flavor?
“I was able to stomach the baby cakes, brains, and genitals. Until the trump cakes. I puked after that.” -John Nemeth
6. Gives a whole new meaning to "you had one job."
“Plot twist: OP is (was) a snow plough driver.” - Dave_Davington
5. Honestly, if you aren't telepathically communicating, what are you even doing?
“Who uses a telephone anymore? Stupid dinosaur on his way to extinction!
He should’ve fire you over SnapChap! Eggplant-happy face!” -RichardPencil
4. Damn, calling out the whole state like that.
“Alabama, is that you?” -Aiden89
3. Just curious. No relation.
“Have you touched a crucifix to see if it burns you?” -PenguinPal3017
2. Safety first!
“You can serve as a living warning to others. Even the favour of Our Dark Lord and Saviour Lucifer the Fallen isn't a substitute for condoms. Remember kids, always use protection when honouring our Great and Terrible Master of Darkness.” -Dave_Davington
1. Annnndd coming in first place with a zinger...
“Do not enter the vagina zone? My wife has said that to me a few times.” - CrazyTrainWreck