Here Are The 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week

10. What are they feeding you?
"Have you tried not drinking?" -distortedcognition
"I hear death from dehydration is in this season" -xSphinx
6. Busted
"Shrek said "Better out than in" but I don't think he meant to that extent. Do some laundry, and don't boo-poo about it OP!" -EILIABNMAD
4. Study A Broad
"You should see things are not looking good for you. Eye observe this is not a good sight for getting sympathy or helpful tips — just high brow comments we should just keep a lid on." -RichardPencil
1. Zing
"I hear ya, I have a nervous tic everytime I go into Olive Garden. It makes me leave and go eat literally anywhere else." -PhoenixChick
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
"He probably farts in the restaurants" -melisssa87
That's all for this week, folks! Thanks to all who brave downvotes, sass, and strife to keep our comment section lively and fun. Even if you've never made this list, your services are truely appreciated. May the jokesters outshine the negative nancies forever and always.
Best of luck for next week!