10. What are they feeding you?

"All I can picture is the Smelly Cat Friends episode... " -RJR

9. That's gotta hurt...

"Now the term "broke-ass" has a literal connotation!" -RichardPencil

8. ♥︎♥︎♥︎

"This is so romantic I can bearly stand it" -psjr

7. Twofer

"Have you tried not drinking?" -distortedcognition

"I hear death from dehydration is in this season" -xSphinx

6. Busted

"Your wife literally made you bust a nut." -geekynerd88

5. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

"Shrek said "Better out than in" but I don't think he meant to that extent. Do some laundry, and don't boo-poo about it OP!" -EILIABNMAD

4. Study A Broad

"They’ve really expanded these educational exchange programs lately!" -pjsr

3. Be More Speciic...

"That's patheic" -PhoenixChick

2. Pun Intended

"You should see things are not looking good for you. Eye observe this is not a good sight for getting sympathy or helpful tips — just high brow comments we should just keep a lid on." -RichardPencil

1. Zing

"I hear ya, I have a nervous tic everytime I go into Olive Garden. It makes me leave and go eat literally anywhere else." -PhoenixChick

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

"He probably farts in the restaurants" -melisssa87

That's all for this week, folks! Thanks to all who brave downvotes, sass, and strife to keep our comment section lively and fun. Even if you've never made this list, your services are truely appreciated. May the jokesters outshine the negative nancies forever and always.

Best of luck for next week!