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Here Are The 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

By Nadine / samedi 28 juillet 2018 05:30
With all that goes on in the world, it's good to know that we can always come to FML and find entertainment in people's shitty lives... and in your hilarious comments about them as well.

10. Am I laughing or crying?

“New game: Drink a shot every time the cops are called on an innocent black person. Be sure to update your will before playing, though.” -BurnInDemonFire

9. Is it worth it, girl?

By Whoopsie - / Wednesday 25 July 2018 05:00 /
“I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.” -heUnforgiven  

8. When the troll gets trolled.

“This is why we need to keep shaming fat people. Whenever we let them think they are real people with valid opinions people get hurt.” -peanuts363

“Dude, you forgot to add women, vegans, Democrats, people who identify as LGBTQ+, atheists, black people, Muslims, Jews, the working class, the poor, the homeless, the terminally ill, immigrants (both legal, and illegal), murderers, rapists, child abusers, zombies, werewolves, vampires, extra-terrestrial beings, and dragons, to your list.

 enjoy being facetious as much as I enjoy sarcasm, and irony.” -BurnInDemonFire

7. West Side Story FTW.

You girl's petty, oh! So petty! She is petty, and sassy, and vaaaaaain, and I pity you when she runs after you again! Tralalalala la la lalala!” -Yudith  

6. Bested again.

“Autocorrect claims another victim.” -geekynerd88

5. It's not that serious. But it is that funny. 

“Why dont you just call her an ambulance and not go with her? Plus she will get stuck with the ambulance bill and will stop lying.” - real life problems


“Yes, as a paramedic, I have undergone years of theoretical and practical training and carry thousands of dollars worth of specialised equipment just so you can use me in a passive-aggressive ploy against your roommate.” -Arseminer

4. The perfect response. 

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!” -silve  

3. She's like a pageant baby, but for Instagram.

“her diet is breast milk and rogaine” - BlueSteele220

2. True.

World

Today, I took off my fake lashes. My fake lashes took off my real lashes. FML

By R2A8 - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 02:30 / Kenya - Nairobi
“Rule 1 of business: Eliminate the competition.” -d3rpb0t  

1. This comment is funny on so many levels, but mostly that we all just got rick rolled.

Good thing Croatia didn’t win. They have a player named Nevergunna Letyugo.” -RichardPencil

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“Maybe they were afraid she would have an orgasm and pass out?” -Abbusser
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

Dude, you need to calm down. It's true that not every issue the police are called to deal with is racism related, but at the same time, it seems that the incidents you've highlighted, plus the CVS video up top that's triggered your little rant, have happened due to white people having prejudiced feelings against black people. Except the lemonade stand thing. That's just grumpy adults being persnickety about permits.

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By  dexter420  |  21

The black people in the park cooking were breaking a law that day and the guys in the coffee shop were wrong too. Everyone gets asked to leave if you don’t buy something and so was the lemonade girl Jerry Seinfelds kids were stopped by police for a lemonade stand its all bs but not racism

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Dude, you need to calm down. It's true that not every issue the police are called to deal with is racism related, but at the same time, it seems that the incidents you've highlighted, plus the CVS video up top that's triggered your little rant, have happened due to white people having prejudiced feelings against black people. Except the lemonade stand thing. That's just grumpy adults being persnickety about permits.

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