Here Are 9 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
9. Because, sometimes teamwork helps.
“Some of these are made worse by the fact that beginning nurses are paid a measle- y salary. Get it? Measle-y? No? Ok I'll just go back to hiding under my rock” -ChromoTec
“They ought to strep you of your ability to comment!” -RichardPencil
“It's ok. you gave it your best Shot.” -Aquamarine501
8. You knew someone was going to say it, but you still laughed when someone did.
“Well... that sure escalated fast.” -BiGTiMeNeRD
7. You got bigger problems coming your way, lady.
"Well, that's a relief, you're going to be just fine....until we get home and we discuss your will." - OnReceivingEnd
6. Do what you gotta do.
“Better safe than sorry. Just wear a full scuba suit to bed, head tank and all.” -Donut_Wizard
5. So kind of him!
“Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia.
There still are gentlemen in this world!” -RichardPencil
4. Pussy power.
“I'd think that a pussy is strong and calling someone one would be complimenting their strength. After all, those things can take a pounding.” -ohsnapword
3. "Oh, you think my top is cute? Thanks. It has POCKETS."
“Denim belt with pockets. Girls will go crazy, because pockets.” -Late For Breakfast
2. Or the FML News Facebook article section.
“Sounds like a YouTube comment section.” - Ishvah
1. Coming in at #1 for being completely on point and not at all an overraction...
“That’s why it’s good to have a mace in your purse. Not the spray though, the medieval weapon.” - Donut_Wizard