Here Are 14 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

14. OP really needs to let us in on that thought process. 

“I can solemnly and truthfully say I have never thought to myself 'no one is home...better get COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY NAKED AND EAT A CAKE THAT ISN'T MINE.'” - ForSeriousReally  

13. Forget the family, where do you hide the cake!?

“You didn’t think that through very well. When you’re butt naked you have nowhere to hide the cake” -  fabs1171  

12. Could go either way. Funny in both cases.

“is this FML because your name is Susan?” -blahblabbity

“Or because your name ISN'T Susan?” -jbuckets_404  

11. Torture.

“So you’re saying you no longer have periods. You have sentences.” -CurmudgeonCrunch  

10. Funny, if OP is in fact a woman (Follow up, please!)

“Well, at least he wasn't lying when he said you're the only woman in his life…” -GMSP  

9. Tue. See previous FML. 

“When you’re drunk enough, any hole will do!” - pjsr  

8. Take cover!

“Fire in the hole!” -Zekfen

7. You gotta think quick.

“You fucked the paramedic?!?! That’s some swift and savage revenge!” -RichardPencil  

6. Come on now.

“When an enemy tells you to 'eat shit,”'you don’t actually have to do it.” - Donut_Wizard  

5. Subtle, yet so good.

“I don't think semen in the eye can require surgery. but I don't know loads about it.” - interesting33  

4. & 3. A double whammy: the first one is great on its own, but made even better by the reply comment.

“My mum is the same only topless, she thinks it’s ok since she made me. I don’t visit her that often” -melisssa87

“I'll visit her for you” -real life problems

2. Better to have them accept imminent death than have the Birds and the Bees talk. 

“Thump Thump Thump. OMG, the planes falling apart! No kids that's just.......uh......yeah, the planes falling apart.” -Davros  

1.  And coming in at #1 because we can all relate to crappy families:

“I love the tautology, 'When you're here, you're here.' It's better than the original, 'When you're here, you're family.' I don't need the waitress telling me my girlfriend is 'white trash' and then trying to borrow money from me. I eat out specifically to get away from family!” -RichardPencil  

 META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“I want to believe that her life took a spiral of her own creation, and she was most recently seen stealing prescription painkillers from her then-boyfriend.

Because then we'd have a lead.” -Hejira Hayes