Here Are 12 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
12. Insensitivity FTW!
“New high score!” -Donut_Wizard
11. AMIRIGHT? UP TOP!
"Childhood friend', more like 'Childmaking friend'" -ARISKomuniszt
10. 10/10 Can visalize.
“It’s time for an overly dramatic B-movie style revenge montage.” -Donut_Wizard
9. Hate to be the one who has to tell you this, but...
“I think your friend count has an off-by-one error.” -RichardPencil
8. Take this sign, jerk.
“Too bad you couldn’t show him a more fitting gesture....”- Leeono
7. There's always room for a pee joke!
“Urine for a difficult journey home” -manb91uk
6. Any twist would have been better, my dude.
“#15 Phew, rest assured the rich man has his own penis. That would have been a way better twist to Fifty Shades of Grey though, am I right?” -DragonMaiden7
5. Eight six seven five three oh ni-i-i-i-ne
“My girl Jenny has the best number. 867-5309 (insert your own zipcode)” -jessicasoho
4. Yikes. Better use protection next time.
“Think my girlfriend had cherimoya once but pretty sure she just needed some antibiotics.” -Davros
3. Ah, crazy work shenanigans.
“Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.” -manb91uk
2. OK no one let this person eat Chinese food ever again.
“Everyone is thinking it, so I’m just going I say it. Chinese food... Dogs…” -Donut_Wizard
1. TELL ME you didn’t just get the song stuck in your head
“This sounds like a Barenaked Ladies song” -SamanthaThe1st
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!” -RichardPencil
“Did you try to dry them off using the airplane vent afterwards?” - Zekfen