Here Are 12 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
12. Seriously, where have I seen this plot before...
“This sounds like some sort of millennial soap opera.” -Donut_Wizard
11. Well, if this isn't the truest thing to ever be written...
“Dogs are for people who need to be looked at as a God. Cats are for people who are strong enough for their God to stand on their chest at 5am, demanding a sacrifice.” - BrotherPhil
10. Amidst all the judgment, some sarcastic kindness. Isn't that all we can ask for?
“congrats on being a grandmother” -StarkWolf_fml
9. You raise the important questions, sir.
“I'm more curious at who drew the short straw on having to confront him and restrain him. Sir please put your penis away, we can't stop laughing at the size.” -Zekfen
8. Answer: Yes.
“I answer your question with a riddle: If a man says something and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?” - Razell
7. Good thing we've got a lawyer here at FML! Seems legit.
“Well technically it isn’t your car anymore. See if your mother really did pee on the seat, that does mean she has claimed ownership of it. But, you should still lick the steering wheel in case there is any doubt in court.” - Donut_Wizard
6. This means war.
“I have taken your garden gnome hostage. If you ever wish to see him again, leave cookies and an apology note for being an unbearable douchbag at all hours of the night on the flat sculpture in the corner of the yard.” -Donut_wizard
5. When the gender norm joke is just too good to pass up
“I can tell this is a difficult period in your life.
I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.” -manb91uk
4. Lord, if anyone complains about this one...
“Make sure you change the battery every three or four years. You want to be ready for 2065. I’ll bet you’ll have a lot of texts and emails to reply to!” -RichardPencil
3. Or this!
“I hope that trash is going, going, gonorrhea!” - RichardPencil
2. And, here's a two for one:
“Was this your first time meeting her? Sounds like you really hit it off!” - cdgrayson
“Oh look, the criminal is bringing his car back to the lot! Perfect opportunity for Madame Shortbus to ruin the day!” -GMSP
1. COMMENTS ARTICLE-CEPTION
“(Increasingly butter comment about not getting into the comment awards)” - Wintermelons
“I fear you may end up spreading yourself too far. Also, I suddenly want toast.” -BurnInDemonFire
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“But she'll always remember him from the clap he gave her.” - cornyrob