Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
10. We know you weren’t necessarily trying to be funny, but you suuuure were.
“I want to say YDI until I remembered that I am the person who posted on someones facebook if they were still alive.... they were not.” -clair_brodie
9. The internet is a dark, scary place.
“There is two absolute truths about the internet. If it exists, there is porn for it on the internet. The second is people are assholes.” -Zekfen
7. & 8. It's genius! We've never seen a comment like it before! A Shitty Situation! Get it???
“I wish the English language had a word that could accurately and succinctly describe the kind of situation this sounds like.” --RichardPencil
“A poopy predicament? An excremental episode? A dungfilled dilemma? A fecal failure?” -Glowworm56
6. Well, that escalated quickly.
“all I heard was a deep voice telling me to worship the devil” -Jayjay504
5. I'd watch.
Possible movie titles:
“Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements”
“50 Shades of Lowe’s” -Zekfen
4. Strange cookie.
“You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’”
I read that in a fortune cookie!” -RichardPencil
3. Good advice!
“Two words: credit card.
Here’s two more words: spumone monkey. Those two aren’t as helpful though.” -Donut_Wizard
2. That's accurate.
“That’d be the most anxiety-ridden handjob one could ever receive!” -RichardPencil
1. And comin' in hot at #1 with that blasphemy:
“And god said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.” -Donut_Wizard
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“backwards for what, easy access? I wonder if the guys in the shower from the shower FML know this trick” -Davros