Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
10. This-Book-Is-On-Fiyaaaahhhh
“Good thing you weren't reading "Fahrenheit 451." The book would have been on fire!” -Glowworm56
9. A bit longer than what we normally look for, but this comment was great from start to finish.
“Not to pile on but...Rookie! My first marriage I let my wife talk me into a $1500 platinum men's ring. Not sure where that is now but she probably got it along with my dignity in the divorce. Roll around to marriage #2. I told the wife I would get my ring and hers. Titanium $12.99 (Twelve dollars and 99 cents, you read that right). I actually bought a backup for when I eventually lose the original. Lessons: 1. Don't by an expensive ring (for her or you) 2. If you are guy, buy a backup and keep it somewhere she can't find it. In my house that is the oven.” -arhill6183
8. If you can't tell why this comment is funny, it's maybe time to go back to school.
“Relax, you’re probably just analizing the situation all wrong.” -RichardPencil
7. Or on the black market? Time to check if all your organs are still there...
“Did this happen in 1952?” -pjsr
6. "The weather is beautiful, wish you were here!"
“Send her a postcard! "Thanks for stopping by! Hope you enjoyed the view!" -chyiochan
5. "Haaaaallllp"
“First glance on the striped Santa pants, I imagined Waldo sticking his hand out & waving & yelling "Here I am! Get me out of here!" - jkjorn
4. Oh, the irony.
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“It's very rare to get an FML this ironic, seeing as not getting f***ed was the problem.” -ChakatBlackstar
3. Spongebob references FTW.
“Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.” -devi_916
2. That is definitely why OP was upset.
“Ask her for some cookies and move on with your day” -usarmywife
1. Method acting.
“She clearly didn't read the script if she actually cleaned your teeth!” -tonyfan00
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Are these sold on the top shelf of the vagina zone?” -Donut_Wizard
