By tina - 22/11/2019 20:00

He is proud of the duration

Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well, penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm as well. FML

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By chyiochan | 30

#7861464 - Friday 22 November 2019 21:42

(Communication!) F both your lives, if you like/love him, don't shame for something he doesn't know. Have fun together and learn.

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7861447 - Friday 22 November 2019 20:16

"My girlfriend said I'm bad at sex, but I think she cannot tell after only 20 seconds. FML"

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By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7861447 - Friday 22 November 2019 20:16

"My girlfriend said I'm bad at sex, but I think she cannot tell after only 20 seconds. FML"

By hugtrees13 | 16

#7861448 - Friday 22 November 2019 20:25

If you really like him you can try to work around it/ help him practice to last longer, plus theres always toys/oral.

By TCRII | 26

#7861454 - Friday 22 November 2019 20:54

Ok. Here’s what you do. Get him to take up a dangerous hobby. Not too dangerous, just something where he will get some bruised or cracked ribs. Then when you are having sex, “accidently” kick him in the injured area every 3 thrusts. Then scream for him to keep going. Good luck.

By chyiochan | 30

#7861464 - Friday 22 November 2019 21:42

(Communication!) F both your lives, if you like/love him, don't shame for something he doesn't know. Have fun together and learn.

By manb91gb | 11

#7861485 - Friday 22 November 2019 22:49

4 Thrusts? Wow! That's 3 more then I can manage!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7861503 - Saturday 23 November 2019 1:37

If you know enough that 4 thrusts is bad, you need a side piece. Or a new main piece.

mfranks19891989 | 10

#7861507 - Saturday 23 November 2019 2:03

That because your an old fart

RichardPencil | 27

#7861509 - Saturday 23 November 2019 2:22

*That's
*you're

I'm from the school where poor grammar tagged you as a fool.

By mfranks19891989 | 10

#7861508 - Saturday 23 November 2019 2:04

You can either dump him or help him get better at sex.

By Mathalamus | 23

#7861524 - Saturday 23 November 2019 6:39

Honestly, that's about standard for sex. Work on foreplay.

Sady_Ct | 35

#7861553 - Saturday 23 November 2019 9:36

I don’t know what kind of shitty lovers you have had, but the main event for my husband and I, often lasts 30minutes or more, a hell of a lot more than four thrusts.

Iamthebanzai22 | 18

#7861602 - Saturday 23 November 2019 13:37

If that was the case, most porn movies would be under a minute in duration.

Mellowyellow15 | 7

#7862111 - Monday 25 November 2019 20:58

For you maybe not a real standard

By E2dav | 5

#7861955 - Monday 25 November 2019 11:10

He didn't do anything to finish you off? You can either show him the door, or if you really like him, tell him what you like to get you off, then have fun practising

By Mellowyellow15 | 7

#7862113 - Monday 25 November 2019 21:00

Dump him he won’t get better.