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Have You Heard? It's International Cat Day! To Celebrate, We're Showcasing The 15 Funniest FMLs About These Adorable Little Demons.

By Nadine / mercredi 8 août 2018 05:30
A life as a cat parent is not always bright and sunny, but at least you get these hilarious FML moments out of it. Enjoy!

1. Well, this just got frightening.

Curious...

Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By 16Charlie5 - / Saturday 19 May 2018 15:00 /

2. Aw look at the cute b--oh, oh. Oh my god.

Today, I was entertaining my 12-year-old cousin in the yard when two of my cats chased down and killed a baby bunny right in front of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By boopingsnoot - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 18:54 /

3. Good job, soldier.

Threat Neutralized

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous - / Monday 23 July 2018 18:36 / United States - Fort Worth

 

4. Hey! That is a PERFECTLY acceptable answer.

Today, after being unemployed for the last year, I finally got an interview. When they asked me my favorite past time, I panicked and said, "dancing with my cat". I guess I won’t be hearing from them anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Hireme - / Sunday 8 July 2018 01:30 /

5. Baby please don't goooooo

Saboteur!

Today, after spending all night packing for my 5am flight to Brazil, my cat peed all over my open suitcase. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Juancames3 - / Wednesday 23 May 2018 01:30 /

6. Your cat misunderstood what kind of pussy the vibrator was meant for. 

World
Australia

Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By XanderFierce - / Friday 29 June 2018 09:30 / Australia - Camperdown

7. Maybe by 'pet-sitting' they really meant, please take our cats to the vet.

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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By tenniemo - / Monday 11 June 2018 17:39 / United States - Green Valley

 

8. BE FREEEEEEEEE! *vomits*

Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML

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By GeesLouisee - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 15:00 /

9. It's only natural.

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - / Saturday 21 April 2018 01:30 /

10. Sounds more like a raccoon problem.

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By MasterWong - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:00 /

11. Well, this is a pleasant aroma.

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Itstinksinhere - / Thursday 19 April 2018 15:00 /

 

12. She could have very well STARVED so she had to make sure you weren't out of food!

Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Chat - / Sunday 4 March 2018 19:00 /

13. Better than fudging on it.

Today, I made my first ever chocolate fudge, which turned out really nice. I had a bite and left it on the counter with plastic wrap covering, only to come back later to find my sister's cat pissing on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Nylo - / Monday 29 January 2018 01:30 /

14. Accept the gift you uncultured swine

Thanksssss

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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By Mojosahomo - / Wednesday 10 January 2018 17:30 / United States - Salt Lake City
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  17

Don't let them near the bunnies!

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