Have You Heard? It's International Cat Day! To Celebrate, We're Showcasing The 15 Funniest FMLs About These Adorable Little Demons.

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Today, I was entertaining my 12-year-old cousin in the yard when two of my cats chased down and killed a baby bunny right in front of us. FML

2. Aw look at the cute b--oh, oh. Oh my god.

By boopingsnoot - 8/8/2018 18:54

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Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

3. Good job, soldier.

By Anonymous - 23/7/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Threat Neutralized

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Today, after being unemployed for the last year, I finally got an interview. When they asked me my favorite past time, I panicked and said, "dancing with my cat". I guess I won’t be hearing from them anytime soon. FML

4. Hey! That is a PERFECTLY acceptable answer.

By Hireme - 8/7/2018 01:30

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Today, after spending all night packing for my 5am flight to Brazil, my cat peed all over my open suitcase. FML

5. Baby please don't goooooo

By Juancames3 - 23/5/2018 01:30

Saboteur!

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Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

6. Your cat misunderstood what kind of pussy the vibrator was meant for.

By XanderFierce - 29/6/2018 09:30 - Australia - Camperdown

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Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

7. Maybe by 'pet-sitting' they really meant, please take our cats to the vet.

By tenniemo - 11/6/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

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Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML

8. BE FREEEEEEEEE! vomits

By GeesLouisee - 1/5/2018 15:00

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Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

9. It's only natural.

By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/4/2018 01:30

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Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

10. Sounds more like a raccoon problem.

By MasterWong - 20/6/2018 19:00

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Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

11. Well, this is a pleasant aroma.

By Itstinksinhere - 19/4/2018 15:00

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Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML

12. She could have very well STARVED so she had to make sure you weren't out of food!

By Chat - 4/3/2018 19:00

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Today, I made my first ever chocolate fudge, which turned out really nice. I had a bite and left it on the counter with plastic wrap covering, only to come back later to find my sister's cat pissing on it. FML

13. Better than fudging on it.

By Nylo - 29/1/2018 01:30

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Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

14. Accept the gift you uncultured swine

By Mojosahomo - 10/1/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Thanksssss

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