By Anonymous - United States - Waterford Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 30372 You deserved it 3864 230 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Zak - United States Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML I agree, your life sucks 26136 You deserved it 3419 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By T.C - United Kingdom Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 22042 You deserved it 2498 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By somewhatlucky - United States Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML I agree, your life sucks 36954 You deserved it 3854 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumped - Canada Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 38379 You deserved it 4003 236 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By possibly a sweater - United States - Wharton Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML I agree, your life sucks 43412 You deserved it 24276 207 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By annabellebyebye - United States Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML I agree, your life sucks 42804 You deserved it 10041 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon. - United States Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML I agree, your life sucks 20533 You deserved it 90622 370 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brett meek - Canada Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML I agree, your life sucks 25443 You deserved it 3608 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By La Guigne - United Kingdom - Northampton Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML I agree, your life sucks 32559 You deserved it 7857 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML I agree, your life sucks 25187 You deserved it 3259 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By worldsbestjobgonebad - Canada Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 38923 You deserved it 4121 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Exminster Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML I agree, your life sucks 38617 You deserved it 4412 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML I agree, your life sucks 33079 You deserved it 8195 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nopleasestopmother - United States - Lake Mills Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML I agree, your life sucks 43381 You deserved it 3646 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/9/2020 02:02 - United States - New York Stable genius Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML I agree, your life sucks 990 You deserved it 200 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 27275 You deserved it 2863 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charon - United States Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouts "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 41271 You deserved it 3806 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NorwegianMadman Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 7581 You deserved it 466 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oops - United Kingdom Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 46780 You deserved it 6787 198 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Damnlife123 - United States Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 19209 You deserved it 130404 258 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Fairfield Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 31370 You deserved it 3419 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LoveBytes - Canada - Victoria Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML I agree, your life sucks 8648 You deserved it 43949 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML I agree, your life sucks 30592 You deserved it 14570 433 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML I agree, your life sucks 39207 You deserved it 6185 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HungryGirl - United States Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML I agree, your life sucks 36178 You deserved it 9704 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The Dishwasher - Canada - Guelph Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML I agree, your life sucks 3616 You deserved it 1072 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML I agree, your life sucks 23970 You deserved it 4626 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chappedchap - Kuwait - Kuwait Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 19565 You deserved it 1227 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Spring Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML I agree, your life sucks 32551 You deserved it 1995 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sad - United States Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML I agree, your life sucks 70109 You deserved it 3939 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jocelyn - Canada - Edmonton Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML I agree, your life sucks 8601 You deserved it 30584 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee Hello? Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 597 You deserved it 53 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By apparentlyweird Haters Gonna Hate Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML I agree, your life sucks 3861 You deserved it 208 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03 Silver linings Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML I agree, your life sucks 689 You deserved it 109 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Barista - United States Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML I agree, your life sucks 75574 You deserved it 4150 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bonedregardless - United States Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML I agree, your life sucks 48512 You deserved it 2407 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By forgetable Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML I agree, your life sucks 1958 You deserved it 418 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cmzraxsn - United Kingdom Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML I agree, your life sucks 25258 You deserved it 5303 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CA19oo - United States - Grovetown Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML I agree, your life sucks 28748 You deserved it 4846 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 532 You deserved it 125 7 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1012 You deserved it 52 6 Comments
