Happy 4th of July! Before You Light 'Em Up, Check Out These 19 Hilarious Tweets About Independence Day!
It's the most 'Murica day to ever be 'Murica. Everyone is decked out in red, white, and blue; you probably know at least 4 people who are having a barbeque, and you're gonna be full of bud light, hot dogs, and potato salad any minute now. But before the sun starts to set and it's time to nearly blow your fingers off, check out these 19 hilarious tweets.
Friendly reminder this 4th of July season that no one wants to watch 200 second snap stories of the firework display you went to— Landon (@landonwingerson) July 2, 2017
2. Anyone ever thought about that?
what if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism— dallas (@mixedhunty) July 3, 2017
3. Nicholas Cage only please.
Don't 👏 celebrate 👏 the 👏 4th 👏 of 👏 July 👏 if 👏 you've 👏 never 👏 stolen 👏 the 👏 Declaration 👏 of 👏 Independence 👏— Lil Beanie (@itsLilBeanie) July 3, 2017
EVERY 4th of July https://t.co/1dOG9uhpvS— Ale (@__aalee) June 29, 2017
5. Never forget.
Happy 4th of July or as dogs call it, 'Canine/11'— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) July 5, 2014
6. Please folks:
Happy 4th of July weekend!— andy lassner (@andylassner) July 3, 2015
Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video.
If @HulkHogan sees his shadow on the 4th of July we get six more weeks of wrestlemania!— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 3, 2015
8. This is what America is all about!
it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 4, 2015
9. Makes no sense and this is why America is the best country
Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.— ratthew (@sucittaM) July 4, 2012
The 4th of July is the one day of the year that Americans take a break from trying to murder each other and try to murder the sky.— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) July 3, 2013
11. Do it for AMERICA.
if you didn't blow a guy with poprocks in your mouth on the Fourth of July you're not a true American— LIL PHAG TOUR (@elijahdaniel) July 7, 2015
12. Work life.
"Hope you had a great 4th of July!" - someone about to ask you for something in an email.— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) July 6, 2015
13. Because it needs to be said twice DO YOU GET IT GUYS?
I can't wait to watch 5,000 15-second shitty-looking Instagram videos of fireworks on the Fourth of July!!!!— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 30, 2013
14. OHHHHH geez.
happy 4th of july to our education system... pic.twitter.com/chrvPH83K9— LIL PHAG TOUR (@elijahdaniel) July 4, 2013
15. *mic drop*
Every day is independence day when you decide to never have children.— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) July 4, 2012
16. And What The King Said Will Shock You!
[buzzfeed 1776]— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 2, 2015
21 Declarations You Won't Believe!
17. The story of how America became a country:
July 4th, 1776— Sutton Coyle (@SuttonCoyle) July 2, 2017
British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true
Thomas Jefferson: pic.twitter.com/3YfFYizQRo
If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) June 27, 2017
19. So generous.
You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 25, 2018