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FML’s Top 10 Funniest Comments of the Week - You Made Us Laugh So Hard!

By Nina / vendredi 28 juillet 2017 04:05
We’ve got clever wordplay, righteous burns, sassy comebacks, sexual innuendo, and no direct mention of politics. Phew! What more could you possibly ask for?

 10. Learning from the best

More like lucky you! Even if he is mediocre dad of the year, his son probably knows more about the vagina then most women :D

-K3719er

9. Learning from the worst.

“I wanna grab that pussy!”

-Tim Cregan

8. Award winning, even.

“This porno has very strong plot lines....”

-platypus546

 

7. One of the best in-comment stories I’ve read.

“Hamsters are notoriously well endowed with their sackage. I work at a petstore that only sells boy small animals (so they don't breed) and one time a hamster was using the balls of another sleeping hamster as a pillow. To each his own i guess”

-phandomofthopera

6. You’ve got a good point.

“This FML should be posted by your dad he's having to spent time with two other guys that have or are going to have seen and or touched and possibly will in the near future be in close proximity to both of the Women he cherishes most in his life's vaginas.”

-pscool

5. Don’t make eye contact!

“If looks could kill.....”

-GIJoefan

4. A play within a play.

“Ah, Drama the musical!”

_Glowworm56

3. Pun game: strong

World

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided we are staying for good. FML

By WhatisLife - / Thursday 27 July 2017 09:00 / Bangladesh - Dhaka

“'Saree, . . . not saree!' – Mom”

-RichardPencil

2. Get your mind out of the gutter.

“’New car’ is a euphemism. As is ‘mud hole.’”

-Druu

1. Thanks for clearing that up.

“It's ah-nahn-ne-miss, duh.”

-ohsnapword

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

I thought we learned already. You don’t do this!

“I guess this is what happens if your brother puts wine in your hamster's water bottle.”

-Madrias

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