FML's Survival Kit #12

Here's another selection of weird and wonderful stuff we liked this week.

Our team, as most of you wonderful people are, is really into gadgets, games and weird stuff to play around with. This column will allow you to find out what sort of things we like, what makes us giggle enough to buy, but will also give you some ideas for upcoming events like housewarmings, birthdays and other fun things. Check 'em out.

Nearly springtime, BBQ time

"I'm getting ready for warm weather by buying this gadget to store my cans of Dr Pepper and to scare the cat with the megaphone part. I can't wait to start grilling some beef on the BBQ!"





"I don't like going outside. I don't like people. When you go outside, people try to talk to you. Not if you've got a seagull's head on. They run, they run fast. I love my new life as a seagull."




"I love the NFL. This is better than some video game, it's real. It's like I'm in a real stadium, except I'm at home! Wahey!"




Why didn't we think of this?

"We should be getting revenue off this mug. We didn't create it, but it's brillant. A great gift for that eternal FML friend. We've all got one."




I'm more bowl than Superbowl

"I'm a cat, so I can't play football, but imagine a time in the distant future where cats have evolved enough to be able to wear helmets and throw their own balls. Wouldn't that be great? Anyway, this is sold in many different sizes, just not cat-shaped."



Let's play corporately


"Ever wanted to be a candy shop owner? Ever wanted to know what selling candy was like ? Get one of these. I got one for my 6-year-old son, but I use it mainly. You can stash things in it, like sweets and heroin."


My new girlfriend

"Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend, I've been feeling a bit lonely. She was quite skinny, so I got this skeleton to make it more realistic. And conversation-wise it's about the same."





"Sausage. American sausage. What more do you want from me?"








That's it for this week. Hope you enjoyed our selection, and maybe even bought a few things! See you soon.

By Alan / Wednesday 22 February 2017 17:39 / France
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