Dog Pretends To Be A Stray To Get Burgers
Princess was in another castle, the one with golden arches.
That's right, a dog named Princess was caught hanging out at the local McDonald's parking lot pandering for pity burgers. Betsy Reyes of Oklahoma City, the dog's owner, says that Princess would sneak out at night and pretend to be a stray dog to get sympathy donations of fast food from the customers. Check out her viral Facebook post on the subject:
"If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers"
Reyes also caught Princess in the act on video, receiving a scrap of food tossed out of a truck window by a concerned dog-lover. In another video, presumably taken a minute later, Princess runs up to Reyes and puts her paws up on the car door. Don't act cute now, Princess. She knows what you did.
A gold diggin ass bitch indeed.
Still, we understand our dear hamburglar Princess. Who among us has not craved an evening burger? Who is immune to the charms of late-night snacks? It's not her fault she can't stroll up to the McDonald's counter and pull out her wallet. She's just working what she's got to get that cheddar.
You do you, Princess.