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By Nina / mardi 16 mai 2017 07:00

I bet you can't guess what this article is about. I'll give you a few hints, since I know you're stumped.

On this week's trip around the world, we discover the one thing that everyone can agree is funny. What on Earth could it be?

Hint #1:

Still don't know? Not so bright, are you? Take a look at these World FMLs for some more clues.

Hint #2:

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Germany

Today, I’m working in Germany. I told my German colleagues that the most beautiful ballet that I attended in my life was The Swan Lake, "der Schwanzsee". Except that swan in German is "Schwan" and not "Schwanz". For them, I’m now a big fan of the Penis Lake. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nadj - / Friday 15 June 2012 09:02 / Germany

Hint #3:

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France

Today, I was saying goodbye to my fiancée on a train station platform. I got on the train, the doors closed, and trying to be romantic, I blew on the glass to draw a heart in the condensation. It made the drawing of a previous passenger appear: a cock. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bilouute - / Sunday 26 January 2014 08:05 / France - Talence

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Suède

Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By franska - / Tuesday 3 November 2015 00:14 / Suède - Lund

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Italy

Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 May 2017 21:00 / Italy

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Thailand

Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By g - / Tuesday 22 April 2008 05:53 / Thailand

There you go.

Now you've got it for sure.

So what is it that never upsets?

So cool, now you know. Go have a chuckle with some foreigners.

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By pjsr | 29

#7456012 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 02:29

Let's list as many names as we can for 'that part'. Go:

By Druu | 50

#7456097 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 08:02

A few more for the list: sword, spatula, wit (Shakespearean euphemism). I did this in a gender studies paper back in the day. The professor added "virgin slayer" in red ink.

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By pjsr | 29

#7456012 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 02:29

Let's list as many names as we can for 'that part'. Go:

By thatslifeiguess7 | 10

#7456074 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 06:58

what you didn't do any homework? hangover 2 I think would have worked. transgender or gender fluid they are treated like gods best of both worlds

By Druu | 50

#7456097 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 08:02

A few more for the list: sword, spatula, wit (Shakespearean euphemism). I did this in a gender studies paper back in the day. The professor added "virgin slayer" in red ink.