Creep

By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
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IChangedTheRules 0
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I'd be so creeped out!

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IChangedTheRules 0
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I'd be so creeped out!

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Yes us. Me and you together forever I was kicked out for you just for us to be together. Hahaha lol jk jk.

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farhad55 1
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WTF who hits on pregnant chicks?!

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MrCatman1125 2
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Why so many dislikes? Most men wouldn't want a newborn that's not theirs, pregnant women usually are with someone, and there not sexually appealing. Don't say personality over looks or some bs like that either, because she's a month long employee, and he wouldn't know her well probably.

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EMTchic 14
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108- *they're

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itsfuntobesexy 0

Did you give him any reason to think there was anything going between the two of you? Even married pregnant women have affairs sometimes...

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hellokittywhore 0

I know that's what I was thinking. hummmmph. I wonder....

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KingZaneXII 6
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That's BEYOND creepy. That's Hannibal Lector creepy.

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Rowdey 10
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Sounds like a stripper's name..

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ellykhoshkele 0
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oh god ur boss needs to see a psychologist or even better a psychiatrist!!!!

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justmyluck1212 0

It's possible that he was joking, even though that's not really funny at all

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ooooooooooooh 4

You realize that the only difference between the two is the fact that a psychiatrist can prescribe drugs, right?

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IAmTheHeavens 0

THANK YOU! Finally someone knows the difference!

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domolovesyoshi 33
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I know the difference but only because I regularly see them both the one that prescribe my drugs to me and the one who listens to my problems then confides in the other to see what drugs I need.

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smm_fml 3
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pretty sure that qualifies as harassment. i'd start getting this stuff on record now in case this crazy guy actually tries to make this fictional relationship a reality... also, that's beyond creepy. sounds like this guy is delusional.

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allie2590 31
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Are you sure you didn't give him any reason to think you two had something going on...?

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thelorax 0
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it's called sexual harassment starting documenting it now in case you have to sue

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KataraTheBender 0

Do that and start trying to find a new job, or maybe talk to his supervisor.

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jesusjr 0
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I very much doubt the fact he has a wife.

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Natalie403 6
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Anything is possible when you use your ImAgInAtIoN!!!! xD

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yessir_fml 0
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You may want to consider a new job.

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IndigoKitty 3

oh my... thats really quite worrying. Definately tell someone. Next thing you know he'll be phoning up your husband and claiming the baby is his or something.

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