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Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
Why so many dislikes? Most men wouldn't want a newborn that's not theirs, pregnant women usually are with someone, and there not sexually appealing. Don't say personality over looks or some bs like that either, because she's a month long employee, and he wouldn't know her well probably.
pretty sure that qualifies as harassment. i'd start getting this stuff on record now in case this crazy guy actually tries to make this fictional relationship a reality... also, that's beyond creepy. sounds like this guy is delusional.
I'd be so creeped out!