Creep

By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 101 348
You deserved it 5 347
Work
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

IChangedTheRules 0
Send a private message

I'd be so creeped out!

210 3
Reply Report
Next

Comments

IChangedTheRules 0
Send a private message

I'd be so creeped out!

210 3
Reply Report
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Send a private message

Yes us. Me and you together forever I was kicked out for you just for us to be together. Hahaha lol jk jk.

0 0
Reply Report
farhad55 1
Send a private message

WTF who hits on pregnant chicks?!

16 38
Reply Report
MrCatman1125 2
Send a private message

Why so many dislikes? Most men wouldn't want a newborn that's not theirs, pregnant women usually are with someone, and there not sexually appealing. Don't say personality over looks or some bs like that either, because she's a month long employee, and he wouldn't know her well probably.

18 7
Reply Report
EMTchic 14
Send a private message

108- *they're

7 24
Reply Report
itsfuntobesexy 0
Send a private message

Did you give him any reason to think there was anything going between the two of you? Even married pregnant women have affairs sometimes...

80 12
Reply Report
hellokittywhore 0
Send a private message

I know that's what I was thinking. hummmmph. I wonder....

5 21
Reply Report
KingZaneXII 6
Send a private message

That's BEYOND creepy. That's Hannibal Lector creepy.

37 3
Reply Report
Rowdey 10
Send a private message

Sounds like a stripper's name..

49 1
Reply Report
ellykhoshkele 0
Send a private message

oh god ur boss needs to see a psychologist or even better a psychiatrist!!!!

50 6
Reply Report
justmyluck1212 0
Send a private message

It's possible that he was joking, even though that's not really funny at all

6 7
Reply Report
ooooooooooooh 4
Send a private message

You realize that the only difference between the two is the fact that a psychiatrist can prescribe drugs, right?

39 1
Reply Report
IAmTheHeavens 0
Send a private message

THANK YOU! Finally someone knows the difference!

31 1
Reply Report
domolovesyoshi 33
Send a private message

I know the difference but only because I regularly see them both the one that prescribe my drugs to me and the one who listens to my problems then confides in the other to see what drugs I need.

8 0
Reply Report
smm_fml 3
Send a private message

pretty sure that qualifies as harassment. i'd start getting this stuff on record now in case this crazy guy actually tries to make this fictional relationship a reality... also, that's beyond creepy. sounds like this guy is delusional.

97 1
Reply Report
allie2590 30
Send a private message

Are you sure you didn't give him any reason to think you two had something going on...?

11 27
Reply Report
thelorax 0
Send a private message

it's called sexual harassment starting documenting it now in case you have to sue

47 0
Reply Report
KataraTheBender 0
Send a private message

Do that and start trying to find a new job, or maybe talk to his supervisor.

21 0
Reply Report
jesusjr 0
Send a private message

I very much doubt the fact he has a wife.

37 2
Reply Report
Natalie403 6
Send a private message

Anything is possible when you use your ImAgInAtIoN!!!! xD

13 3
Reply Report
yessir_fml 0
Send a private message

You may want to consider a new job.

26 2
Reply Report
IndigoKitty 3
Send a private message

oh my... thats really quite worrying. Definately tell someone. Next thing you know he'll be phoning up your husband and claiming the baby is his or something.

50 0
Reply Report
Next