Money: Conspiracy.

Conspiracy.

By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 14:00 - United States

Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML

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Medikid123 16

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Thursday 16 February 2017 2:22

Shouldn't you be able to get your money back? Or at least a certificate for a free meal?

fmyinternet 13

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Thursday 16 February 2017 2:27

Do you get the Kung Power-outage chicken? ...I'm so sorry

Medikid123 16

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Thursday 16 February 2017 2:22

Shouldn't you be able to get your money back? Or at least a certificate for a free meal?

fmyinternet 13

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Thursday 16 February 2017 2:27

Do you get the Kung Power-outage chicken? ...I'm so sorry

spectrumc 3

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Thursday 16 February 2017 4:04

why is this being downvoted? this got a chuckle out of me

Cali 54

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Thursday 16 February 2017 11:32

People have strong feelings about puns here, spectrumc.

jcash52426 5

Thursday 16 February 2017 2:44

If it a place you regularly go get a ticket for a free meal or just get your money back and go somewhere else that has power for food

zainman13 26

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Thursday 16 February 2017 2:45

I hope the power came back and your matter sorted..

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 16 February 2017 3:10

And when the lights came back on, it was a real-estate office and no one knew anything about a restaurant! Dunh-dunh-dunh!

dimaryaz 3

Thursday 16 February 2017 3:14

Why did the Chinese takeout place pay for your meal?

Iwannarock1 19

Thursday 16 February 2017 5:45

Anybody who's ever taken an English class, should get this. No respect for the language anymore.

pelletman67 16

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Thursday 16 February 2017 4:54

Ummm. They cook with gas. So what's the problem. A place of business is required to have emergency lighting

Brightbulb 39

Thursday 16 February 2017 9:32

As someone who cooked in a restaurant for way too many years, you are the sort of entitled customer that gets us hurt. Yes we cook with gas, and have emergency lighting but everything else in the kitchen (like safety equipment and refrigerators) run on electricity. The generators only provide emergency power to things like emergency lights and the freezer and alarm systems. Emergency lighting is far from designed to let someone cook safely or allow normal business operations to continue. It is to provide the means to see to safely shut down operations and vacate the building without injury or undue harm.