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Clever girl.

Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 October 2017 23:15 /

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By MidnaLink | 30

#7551971 - Thursday 12 October 2017 11:16

No more coffee for her, that's for sure.

By Tripartita | 44

#7551985 - Friday 13 October 2017 12:01

Well, it's not like questioning it would've helped anyway. "Why do you want quite a lot of sugar in your drink?" "Because I'm going to throw it all over you." "Ah-ha!" "Darn, you got me."

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By MidnaLink | 30

#7551971 - Thursday 12 October 2017 11:16

No more coffee for her, that's for sure.

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7551974 - Thursday 12 October 2017 11:29

That turned into a horror movie rather quickly.

By Tripartita | 44

#7551985 - Friday 13 October 2017 12:01

Well, it's not like questioning it would've helped anyway. "Why do you want quite a lot of sugar in your drink?" "Because I'm going to throw it all over you." "Ah-ha!" "Darn, you got me."

By Donut_Wizard | 21

#7551988 - Friday 13 October 2017 12:21

Coffee napalm? Clever indeed. At least it wasn't covfefe.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7551994 - Friday 13 October 2017 01:01

Usually, the adjective preceding “old lady” is “sweet,” but that doesn’t really apply here.

By davecross | 11

#7552023 - Friday 13 October 2017 03:11

Wow she's an evil old lady with dementia

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7552037 - Friday 13 October 2017 04:52

Immature boys will eventually grow up, but bitches are forever.

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skippydoda | 30

#7552065 - Friday 13 October 2017 07:37

You've clearly never met my brother.

By Jason Cropper | 6

#7552276 - Friday 13 October 2017 07:06

Diabolical on her part.

By Caci Johnson | 5

#7552309 - Friday 13 October 2017 08:58

well, that escalated quickly.

By Firestar268 | 20

#7552331 - Friday 13 October 2017 09:54

Well that heated up quickly

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