Christmas is nearly here, it's time for Secret Santa to give out gifts to people you really hate (and/or your mother-in-law)
By Alan /
mercredi 20 décembre 2017 05:30
With online shops like Amazon, life is a whole lot easier with regards to Xmas shopping. To avoid the braying crowd who would knife you to get hold of that last Barbie doll, here's a selection of horrible stuff you can buy for that annoying person in your life.
A special Christmas FML list for everyone!
We've selected 15 articles that you can buy on Amazon directly, and send it to the person you want to give the amazing gift to. We'll let you decide who deserves it!
You just have to click on the Amazon link next to each article to order !
1 - The best of David Hasslehoff. Amazing album. Period. (Amazon, $11,99E)
2 - Who better to ask cooking advice that Coolio? Exactly (Amazon, $9,18)
3 - For the snorer you despise (Amazon, $9,99)
4 - Know someone who smells of cat urine 24/7? Get them dancing! (Amazon, $10,71)
5 - When memes meet posters. Oh, the humanity… (Amazon, $8,97)
6 - A fragrance for that asshole you know. (Amazon, $9,25)
7 - Does your miserable old aunt enjoy tea? Here, get her this. Or these. (Amazon, $14,95)
8 - Get the message across with soap. (Amazon, $11)
9 - The pet lover that gets on your tits will hate you for this. (Amazon, $7,99)
10 - Not exactly the most recent Isis, but let's reclaim the name with a bad TV show (Amazon, $112,60)
11 - Oh, how cheeky! (Amazon, $9,95)
12 - Everyone loves a good coloring book! (Amazon, $9,95)
13 - Get someone this to stick on the back of their car, everyone will love them! (Amazon, $9,99)
14 - We all do it! (Amazon, $9,99)
15 - This is so charming, it'll displease almost anyone!(Amazon, $7,89E)
16 - Get it for that person who doesn't read science papers and doesn't know that you're more likely to get cancer from bacon than glyphosate (Amazon, $18,76)
17- What a lovely doll for your nephew! (Amazon, $52,49E)
18 - Emergency underpants for that person who's always pissing you off! (Amazon, $5,66E)
19 - Got vegans in your family or friends? Get them this! (Amazon, $11,99)
20 - Are your friends rednecks? Here's the perfect gift! (Amazon, $11,29)
21- Here are some dumb socks, perfect! (Amazon, from $7,88)
22 - These aren't bullets, it's an USB stick with a keychain. NRA bait. (Amazon, $9,98)
23 - Who has bad breath? Get them one of these! (Amazon, $19,99E)
24 - A 6ft extension lead for headphones. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. (Amazon, $4,35)
25 - Your brother in law loves his truck? He hates saunas? Tough. (Amazon, $7,98E)
Go on, admit it, you want one of these gifts for yourself.
Tell us in the comments the most FML present you've ever received
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