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By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

You could hear him, but you're surprised he could hear you? Also, I want your life if getting hit on by the hot neighbor is the worst thing you can think of to post an FML about.

By  Iamthebanzai22  |  18

As a guy, I can tell you that that was him hitting on you in a roundabout way. It's kinda like.. You don't want to ask a girl outright if she was masturbating but you do want to get a conversation going so you use a subject of mutual interest, like porn for instance.

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By  Iamthebanzai22  |  18

As a guy, I can tell you that that was him hitting on you in a roundabout way. It's kinda like.. You don't want to ask a girl outright if she was masturbating but you do want to get a conversation going so you use a subject of mutual interest, like porn for instance.

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  julfunky  |  28

Exactly this. It definitely was not meant in a bad way. She already knew he heard her so there’s no surprise there.

Now if he said something along the lines of “were you watching a scary movie? It sounded like someone was dying” THEN it’d be a huge FML.

By  jbuckets_404  |  38

No, you were only listening to it - from he himself.
If you're both single, just tell him that! Who knows what might happen next? ;-)
(And even if either's not single, it's a still a sexy, satisfying on-going secret to share again, right?! Everybody fantasizes, even happy, well-adjusted couples. Just "don't sh*t/ poop where you eat" ie, actually hook-up.)

By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

You could hear him, but you're surprised he could hear you? Also, I want your life if getting hit on by the hot neighbor is the worst thing you can think of to post an FML about.