Why were you standing on the bookshelf?

Pretty sure she was under the bookshelf

My preschool teacher lied! Books are not our friends.

t9ulj5jk much

Workman's comp!!!

In the bushes?
On the set designer?
On your head?

Please tell us! I’m flummoxed!

Makes it seem more realistic imo xD

If this keeps up, you might actually be haunting that house for real!

It sounds like you just helped discover a health hazard anyways. People shouldn't walk near falling books or bookcases (or any uncontrolled falling object) in a haunted house tour in case someone gets hurt. Maybe include safety stops for falling objects or don't include them at all.