Best words

By "Kilamo" - 25/01/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years got down on one knee and asked those words all girls love to hear "would you do me the honor of performing fellatio on me"? with a Lifesavers gummy ring. FML
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yourwifelovesme 25
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."

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yourwifelovesme 25
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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manb91gb 14
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Well... Did you? I'm amazed it took three years - I couldn't go three minutes without wanting to perform fellatio on a boyfriend 😂

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ojosRojos 28
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Riiiight.

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manb91gb 14
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Believe me - you don't know how much I enjoy it.

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kfchicken 31
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even if it's true no one needed to know

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RichardPencil 30
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With a Lifesavers gummy ring? He must have a tiny penis!

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Is he 12? You shouldn't be performing fellatio on a 12 year old.

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rex 10
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I would have been better with a vibrating c*ck ring!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Yea, OP, but only AFTER he allows you the honor of first pegging him.... (assuming that you've never wanted to/ given him a bj.)

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."

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jriley4u 17
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Well I thought it was creative and funny. Shows he has a great sense of humor.

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