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Basic Bitches, Behold! There’s an Entire Blog Dedicated to That One Blue Dress Everyone is Wearing and It’s Hilarious. You Know the One!

By Nina / dimanche 3 septembre 2017 06:30
Is there a fashion faux-pas more embarrassing than showing up to an event in the exact same outfit as someone else? Well, this is the FML reality we’re living in now that this dress has taken over the world. You know the one, the blue off-the-shoulder dress from Zara? In fact, that’s the name of the blog.

I guarantee you’ve seen it. The summer dress that women are sporting all over the world. It’s light and airy, perfect for the summer and is the preferred uniform of basic bitches literally everywhere. If you’re thinking you don’t know it, oh, trust me. You do.

It’s this one. Look familiar?

No kidding, I went to a party about a month ago where there were maybe 100 people and 3 women were wearing that dress. THREE WOMEN. Those are just the odds these days in a post-blue-off-the-shoulder-dress world.

Just as sure as you’ve seen it, so has blogger Lulu Krause, who took the initiative to track sightings of the dress in the wild. The aptly titled The Blue Off The Shoulder Dress From Zara began back in 2016 when Krause first started noticing the popularity of the dress. She goes the extra step to add priceless captions on the photo, capturing the basicness of the dress’s wearers.

Here, see for yourself. These are some of her original photos and captions pulled from her Tumblr page.

"Okay TWC-wifi is a sham"

"Venice Beach is so…. authentic"

"But is the paint actually wet"

"Nathan I wasn’t done"

"No you’re the Miranda"

"I said Sprite"

"Ally should I become a photographer"

"Wait we already matched on Bumble"

"Oops I broke it"

"Should I balayage"

"I can’t with work today"

"No but Social Media is a business"

"Ugh Society is SUCH a construct"

"Where is Rebecca we’re going to lose our reservation"

"Whoa Bubble Witch Saga is actually hard"

"Rachel let’s go dancing tonight. I need it."

"Such good brunch love you bye"

"Summer’s almost over and … I’m okay with that"

Krause makes fun of the dress and the women who wear it, but it’s all in good fun. She’s even got it herself.

 

Shoulder? I barely know her

A post shared by Lulu Krause (@lulukrause) on

Check out her blog here. And keep an eye out for the dress!

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By  inappropes  |  26

I think our society is just full of imbeciles. And this is just some test to see how much of a sheep mentality we have. That dress looks like a fucking blue bag loosely covering them. It is hideous.

By  neuronerd  |  28

It looks like someone sewed up the back of a hospital gown and added ruffles. It looks terrible on everyone pictured, including the model.

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By  inappropes  |  26

I think our society is just full of imbeciles. And this is just some test to see how much of a sheep mentality we have. That dress looks like a fucking blue bag loosely covering them. It is hideous.

By  neuronerd  |  28

It looks like someone sewed up the back of a hospital gown and added ruffles. It looks terrible on everyone pictured, including the model.

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  Cali  |  47

The girl who started the page has the dress too! She started doing it for fun when she realized how many other people had it!

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  t_rosie  |  4

even if she is fine with mocking herself, it doesn't mean the others girls stumbling on her page won't be hurt and embarrassed to see their face posted online for everyone to make fun of and call them "basic bitches"— just because they thought a dress, that happened to be popular, was pretty. if it was in such "good fun" she wouldn't be sneaky and ask permission to take those pictures. i just think the whole idea is of poor taste

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