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Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store I threw my hands up and yelled "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
I did cause I got out of jail at 7am that morning and went and worked from 4pm till 8am the next day so I enjoyed it a lot... never realized how many people missed me and appreciated me and all the things I do there till I left for a week
In office, you should be professional. How difficult is it to grasp?