By "pixie_pix13"

Back to work

Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store I threw my hands up and yelled "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
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By  J15237  |  23

Even though you got in trouble I have to say I love your style. I would do something like that too. Just suck up the consequences and enjoy the moment.

  pixie_pix13  |  16

I did cause I got out of jail at 7am that morning and went and worked from 4pm till 8am the next day so I enjoyed it a lot... never realized how many people missed me and appreciated me and all the things I do there till I left for a week

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

If you had said "Daddy's back, you bitches!", your boss would have recognized the GTA reference, and given you a raise. There's a secret to everything in life, if you look hard enough.