By Pissed the bed - 9/11/2019 01:00

Baby pisses

Today, I was changing my eight weeks old son's diaper and was just about done and was going to get ready to feed. About to put his fresh nappy on and the fountain starts... all over the bottom half of his change mat, on my duvet AND on my phone. FML
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It sucks but hey, that's life with a baby. They gotta go, they go. Word of advice: Always have the new nappy open and ready to go before you even undo the soiled one. I've avoided many floods of both kinds this way. And congratulations on your little one 😊

By  JackFaire  |  23

I feel like this is a YDI. Not to be a dick but "baby pisses everywhere at the worst times" is so common it's a sitcom trope. It's the one thing I knew for sure when my kid was born. I made sure nothing sensitive was ever in the blast zone.

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It sucks but hey, that's life with a baby. They gotta go, they go. Word of advice: Always have the new nappy open and ready to go before you even undo the soiled one. I've avoided many floods of both kinds this way. And congratulations on your little one 😊

By  JackFaire  |  23

I feel like this is a YDI. Not to be a dick but "baby pisses everywhere at the worst times" is so common it's a sitcom trope. It's the one thing I knew for sure when my kid was born. I made sure nothing sensitive was ever in the blast zone.

By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

You must be new. It's ok, we've all been there. I have an adorable pic of my ex covered in our son's pee. My tip: as you pull off the old diaper, drop a wipe on to his winky to interrupt the flow.