By horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Artificial tooth

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth are no longer my permanent teeth. And she feels disgusted by kissing me. FML
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By  mssileas  |  25

Cool cool cool. Surely there's nothing artificial to be found on her, like glasses, contact lenses, hair extensions, acryl nails, regular tooth fillings, braces, surgery implants like rods or screws....
And surely she'd prefer someone with no teeth then since that's a natural look, huh.

Sorry you had to deal with that, OP.

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By  mssileas  |  25

Cool cool cool. Surely there's nothing artificial to be found on her, like glasses, contact lenses, hair extensions, acryl nails, regular tooth fillings, braces, surgery implants like rods or screws....
And surely she'd prefer someone with no teeth then since that's a natural look, huh.

Sorry you had to deal with that, OP.

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  Mungolikecandy  |  18

What country does not have most of their natural teeth? It must be a country with either barbaric dentistry or a love of sugar. I can understand tooth straightening and bridges for damaged or lost teeth through sport accidents etc. but...

By  0neiros  |  12

Verify from her IN PERSON that that is her text and is really her feelings. If so the You dodged a narcissistic bullet. Oh be sure to share her Text and reason for breaking up with you with Every body you and she knows, I'm sure her overweight friends (If she has any) Will be thrilled to know how shallow she is. My Mother had dentures by the time she was a Junior in High School. Why? She had enamel like chalk and spent from the ages of 10 -16 in almost constant agony from her bad teeth. When she got her dentures you could tell just from the class yearbook photo The difference. From a grim thin lipped barely moving the corners of her mouth upwards, like you're trying to smile after being horribly insulted, to a full toothy grin and look of confidence. When you meet in person, if she is really doing this, pop out your teeth, grin at her and say "Kiss me baby." Enjoy her fleeing in terror.