How is that even possible? Unless drugs were involved.

You mean you've never put a pizza in the oven upside down? Well, neither have I. Because I too am not fucking brain dead.

At least you probably don't have any classes in portables. and I mean ones with no ac, while its 100F or 39C outside.

If you haven't been caught with someone else's vape pen, you're doing a lot better than some.

Pretty sure you either put it in there upside down on purpose, or somehow flipped it upside down on accident. Either way that's way too much stupid to allow in the general populace.