And the FML that made you laugh the most this week is: Anything involving the in-laws, food and theft is going to result in something like… By "BunnysKitty" - United States - Columbia City Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML I agree, your life sucks 5699 You deserved it 338 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By Alan / Thursday 13 July 2017 15:39 / France
By "BunnysKitty" - United States - Columbia City Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML I agree, your life sucks 5699 You deserved it 338 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML I agree, your life sucks 41604 You deserved it 3738 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unhappy - United States - San Anselmo Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML I agree, your life sucks 23925 You deserved it 3934 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By disembob - United Kingdom Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML I agree, your life sucks 25272 You deserved it 3352 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By homerde - France Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 46197 You deserved it 6973 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Stockton Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 43046 You deserved it 3919 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/4/2020 05:00 Next! Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML I agree, your life sucks 1411 You deserved it 256 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 40139 You deserved it 7491 220 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wrongnumber - United States Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 24498 You deserved it 3190 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ignored - Canada Wait here Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1893 You deserved it 100 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sam - Australia Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML I agree, your life sucks 11244 You deserved it 47360 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TitMunch - United States Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML I agree, your life sucks 33483 You deserved it 4362 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By the_lonely_life - United States Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 63979 You deserved it 7019 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML I agree, your life sucks 80979 You deserved it 9463 407 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By budda1368 - United States Romance isn't dead Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1865 You deserved it 942 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FFS - Cyprus - Limassol Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML I agree, your life sucks 28119 You deserved it 2892 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cmzraxsn - United Kingdom Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML I agree, your life sucks 25259 You deserved it 5303 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mclovin09 - United States Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML I agree, your life sucks 40971 You deserved it 4085 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Switzerland Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 46036 You deserved it 3833 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mmorgan771 - United States - Altamonte Springs Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML I agree, your life sucks 26345 You deserved it 1705 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pooperscooper - France Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML I agree, your life sucks 45571 You deserved it 6849 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elijahrobrt - United States Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML I agree, your life sucks 29291 You deserved it 5678 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SOdamnNervous - United States Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML I agree, your life sucks 16538 You deserved it 53001 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By baddriver - United States Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 10971 You deserved it 24471 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thechad_144 - United States Today, at an elementary school a girl showed me her grandma's obituary in the paper and started crying. To stop her from crying I made things out of the rest of the paper, later she asked me where her grandma's obituary was. I accidentally made it into a hat, with lots of tape. FML I agree, your life sucks 11071 You deserved it 52963 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML I agree, your life sucks 28103 You deserved it 2447 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohmygoodness - United States Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML I agree, your life sucks 80233 You deserved it 17197 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GlowInTheDark - Australia Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML I agree, your life sucks 34573 You deserved it 3945 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boss told me his cancer test results came back positive. I congratulated him and asked how he planned to celebrate. It turns out a positive cancer test result is a bad thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 8729 You deserved it 62402 302 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML I agree, your life sucks 34825 You deserved it 6790 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ummWhat? Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML I agree, your life sucks 2093 You deserved it 190 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Preggo Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 8498 You deserved it 818 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThanksAsshole - 28/3/2020 20:00 Tonight, on Asshole Bosses… Today, I got fired from a business I ran for almost 6 years. Why? The new owner refuses to close, despite our governor ordering non-essential businesses to close, and for people to stay home. I told her I wasn’t comfortable working, and that it was technically illegal. So she fired me in a group chat. FML I agree, your life sucks 2174 You deserved it 151 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadgf - United States Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 48704 You deserved it 8831 174 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lizzy1843 - United States Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML I agree, your life sucks 16890 You deserved it 23790 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Maiar - Canada - Winnipeg Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML I agree, your life sucks 37559 You deserved it 4249 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Brooklyn Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML I agree, your life sucks 15046 You deserved it 2264 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By carl_carl_ - United States - Grand Ledge Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML I agree, your life sucks 15790 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1501 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 1693 You deserved it 133 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shelly - United States Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML I agree, your life sucks 53109 You deserved it 3417 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - London Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML I agree, your life sucks 21324 You deserved it 2160 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 178 You deserved it 16 3 Comments
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML I agree, your life sucks 212 You deserved it 1346 9 Comments