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All Aboard The FML Express

By Nina / mardi 13 juin 2017 07:00
Today we'll be stopping in Luxembourg, Japan, Indonesia, Cameroon, and Germany. Pretty cool train, huh? Goes super fast and across oceans. Technology these days, man.

Birthday Bolognese.

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Luxembourg

Today, my sister insisted on taking a picture of her plate of pasta “to show her friends what an unworthy family we are”. It was only after she put a candle on her plate that we realized we forgot her birthday. All of us. FML

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By Anonyme - / Sunday 17 April 2016 06:10 / Luxembourg

Camouflage game on point.

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Japon

Today, I tried a photo booth that automatically whitens skin. Being naturally very pale, the machine whitened me so much that my face merged with the white background. FML

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By Anonyme - / Friday 25 March 2016 03:52 / Japon - Tokyo

First comes love, then comes marriage, but first - a quickie in this bush. 

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Indonesia

  Today, in Indonesia, while being driven around on a motorcycle, the rider told me that he was in love with me, and that he was very rich. He offered me the equivalent of 7 euros in exchange for my services in a nearby bush. FML

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By Anonyme - / Thursday 3 December 2015 06:22 / Indonesia

Experimenting is healthy.

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Cameroon

  Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long time, but as I also needed to go, I went to check on him. He was trying to urinate into the condom, “just to see what it was like.” FML

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By anonyme62 - / Monday 13 April 2015 09:51 / Cameroon - Ringo

Close enough.

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Germany

Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my name: Clémence. Instead they call me, “Baguette.” FML

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By baguette - / Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:32 / Germany - Minden

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By  Nina  |  31

I know you're a pro and all, but your username is a little foreboding. This is FML though, so I'm gonna say fuck it, why not. You are now officially the pun king and FML Express engineer! All hail.

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  Nina  |  31

I know you're a pro and all, but your username is a little foreboding. This is FML though, so I'm gonna say fuck it, why not. You are now officially the pun king and FML Express engineer! All hail.

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