27 Ridiculous Reactions to Ed Sheeran&#039;s Game of Thrones Cameo

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Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

By Anonymous - 16/5/2017 20:00

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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

By Noname - 8/3/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

By Anon - 5/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

By automaticfail_00 - 17/6/2009 23:27 - United States

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Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/3/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

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Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

By Anonymous - 5/5/2020 02:00

Getting the point across

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Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

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Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

By Noname - 17/3/2009 20:35 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/3/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

By really - 7/11/2014 00:30 - United States

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Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

By jack - 28/5/2019 12:00

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Today, I pulled something out of my tiny 6 month old puppy's mouth, thinking it was a cord that he had gotten a hold of. As it turns out, it was a baby mouse he had caught and killed. FML

By Deceptive Dog 1242 - 23/8/2018 14:30 - United States

It's Cat-Dog!

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Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

By "lildale92" - 5/11/2019 02:00

So cute

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Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

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Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

By zheiraT - 22/5/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

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Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

By jcdc - 20/5/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

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Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML

By homelesslyf - 30/12/2019 22:00 - Australia - Clayton

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Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

By Anonymous - 13/4/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Chocolate chip

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Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

By historyrepeats - 11/7/2019 04:00

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Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

By whytoday - 14/5/2011 06:50 - United States

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Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

By owowowow - 24/7/2010 01:30 - Canada

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Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fishes. My coworker named the three fishes what I thought were completely random names. I said "those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kid's names. FML

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 03:43 - United States

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Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

By Anonymous - 19/8/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

By SingleGirl - 7/9/2009 15:39 - United Kingdom

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Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

By Banana_Lord - 11/9/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

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Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

By BatBee - 3/8/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

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Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

By Hailey - 13/2/2011 01:36 - United States

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Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

By Anonymous - 31/8/2011 17:06 - Canada

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Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

By markymark - 17/5/2011 17:36 - United States

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Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:40 - France

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Today, I found out I didn't get the promotion I applied for. Then I was told I was the only one who applied for the job. FML

By Anonymous - 13/9/2019 04:01 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Corporate hell

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Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

By Ben - 18/6/2011 15:34 - United States

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Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

By sad sister - 27/7/2020 14:00

Bye bye love

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

By Michelle - 28/8/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

By Anonymous - 8/2/2011 16:27 - United States

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Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

By anonymous - 7/8/2012 03:08 - Australia

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