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21 Times Drunk Texting Was A Hilarious Mistake

By Nina / lundi 1 janvier 2018 10:00
Texting under the influence is incredibly risky. If you celebrated New Year’s Eve the traditional way, that is, by getting shitfaced drunk, there’s a good chance you may have shot out a drunk text or two. After checking these out, you might want to read through your own history to make sure you didn’t make an FML like these yourself!

1. Drunk Jess means well.

2. Wanna duck?

3. A child of immaculate conception.

4. Have you ever been this alcohol?

5. And here I was thinking that metallic taste was just the bottlecap.

 

6. You used to call me on my shell phone.

7. Yeah, fuck that shit.

8. Get yourself a friend like Abul.

9. When you try to log into your online banking while drunk.

10. When you're trying to finish a group project, but one of your group members is drunk.

11. Sometimes it's important to check in on yourself.

12. oh. well, uh, thanks again.

13. Mother-daughter love.

14. .......

15. Don't know what those kittens were doing in the fridge.

16. His taste is consistent though.

17. You sound like fun.

18. Another friendly check-in with yourself.

19. That's a lot babies.

20. This cop is the GOAT.

21. White gurl wasssted.

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By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  31

Anyone who gets this stupid drunk deserves anything that befalls them. It's not hard to know when you've had enough and just stop. I don't know what's so appealing about getting this shit-faced, anyway.

By  Yudith  |  17

Actually, when you've had a few, it's very difficult to know when you had enough, and it's even harder to stop. Alcohol impairs judgment. As goes the saying, "one is too much, a thousand is not enough". Or is it "when one is too much, a thousand is not enough"?

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  ashwednesday  |  12

Drinking culture, mate! Where young men and women compete to be the drunkest drunk in bumfuck, nowhere so they can brag about how how they totally weren’t *that* drunk last night and how they totally aren’t hung over in the morning... Er, early afternoon.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  31

Anyone who gets this stupid drunk deserves anything that befalls them. It's not hard to know when you've had enough and just stop. I don't know what's so appealing about getting this shit-faced, anyway.

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  Yudith  |  17

Actually, when you've had a few, it's very difficult to know when you had enough, and it's even harder to stop. Alcohol impairs judgment. As goes the saying, "one is too much, a thousand is not enough". Or is it "when one is too much, a thousand is not enough"?

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I totally agree with you Taurus! I can't seem to understand what's so great about getting shitfaced to the point where you can't even remember what happened last night and spent the following day with a severe hangover....

That's like two days ruined right there. The day (night) you got stupidly drunk and maybe had a super good time (but he the fuck knows) and the following day which you spent in bed probably puking your soul out and feeling altogether terrible. Well done.. Idiots...

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