21 Times Drunk Texting Was A Hilarious Mistake
1. Drunk Jess means well.
2. Wanna duck?
3. A child of immaculate conception.
4. Have you ever been this alcohol?
5. And here I was thinking that metallic taste was just the bottlecap.
6. You used to call me on my shell phone.
7. Yeah, fuck that shit.
8. Get yourself a friend like Abul.
9. When you try to log into your online banking while drunk.
10. When you're trying to finish a group project, but one of your group members is drunk.
11. Sometimes it's important to check in on yourself.
12. oh. well, uh, thanks again.
13. Mother-daughter love.
15. Don't know what those kittens were doing in the fridge.
16. His taste is consistent though.
17. You sound like fun.
18. Another friendly check-in with yourself.
19. That's a lot babies.
20. This cop is the GOAT.