21 Times Drunk Texting Was A Hilarious Mistake
Texting under the influence is incredibly risky. If you celebrated New Year’s Eve the traditional way, that is, by getting shitfaced drunk, there’s a good chance you may have shot out a drunk text or two. After checking these out, you might want to read through your own history to make sure you didn’t make an FML like these yourself!
1. Drunk Jess means well.
2. Wanna duck?
3. A child of immaculate conception.
4. Have you ever been this alcohol?
5. And here I was thinking that metallic taste was just the bottlecap.
6. You used to call me on my shell phone.
7. Yeah, fuck that shit.
8. Get yourself a friend like Abul.
9. When you try to log into your online banking while drunk.
10. When you're trying to finish a group project, but one of your group members is drunk.
11. Sometimes it's important to check in on yourself.
12. oh. well, uh, thanks again.
13. Mother-daughter love.
15. Don't know what those kittens were doing in the fridge.
16. His taste is consistent though.
17. You sound like fun.
18. Another friendly check-in with yourself.
19. That's a lot babies.
20. This cop is the GOAT.
21. White gurl wasssted.
By Nina / Friday 29 December 2017 15:59 /