20 Funny FMLs Warning You Of What To Expect If You're Having Christmas Dinner Or Lunch With The Family!
Maybe it's the dry turkey. Maybe it's grandma who can't stop farting and everyone has to pretend they haven't noticed. Maybe it's the squawking kids all over the place. FMLs seem to come in all shapes and sizes for Christmas. Enjoy this selection, and feel the dread.
1 - We're still not sure whether it was a joke or not.
By Cinderstar95 - 28/12/2016 09:34 - United States - Schererville
Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't prepared to unwrap the neck of the Christmas turkey. It had been rotting in the living room for 2 days. The smell was indescribable. FML
2 - Kids at Xmas are the worst. Feed them all some Xanax or booze.
By ChildhoodTerror - 26/12/2016 06:40
Today, my cousin left her undisciplined demon-child at my house for Christmas. This child destroyed the other children's gifts and made so much noise that the neighbors called the police. The adults can't really discipline her while her mother is away, so all we can do is apologize in this child's wake. FML
3 - Fun for all the family
By NakuEh - 25/12/2016 19:29 - United States
4 - It's the final countdown
By admin1771 - 25/12/2016 17:00 - United States - Alexandria
5 - Never lend stuff to infants, especially to play with.
By some explaining to do - 25/12/2016 08:34 - United States - Los Angeles
Today, I went to my uncle's house to celebrate Christmas. His kids don't have their own phones so I let them play with mine. They sent all my contacts messages saying I love them, including two of my ex-girlfriends who both immediately wanted to make up and started to frantically call me. FML
6 - Dammit mom, leave me alone!
By hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg
7 - Thanks for the invite, I guess…
By crappyeve - 25/12/2016 05:10 - United States - Wilmington
8 - The invisible woman
9 - Why should SHE have to pay for it?
By LonelyThisChristmas - 24/12/2016 20:14 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
10 - They might start calling you Jabba the Hut if you get any bigger
By Scarlett_Pixie - 24/12/2016 09:46 - Australia - Toowoomba
11 - Who forgets Christmas??
By CallMeMrFunny - 22/12/2016 18:27
12 - Booze and moms, ruining Christmasses since the end of prohibition.
By anon - 25/12/2014 20:20 - United States - Irwin
13 - Marley and Me, the Xmas Box Set
By dunn76 - 25/12/2014 11:47 - United States
14 - Always blame it on the youngest member of the team.
By thanks_world - 26/12/2013 06:48 - United States - Everett
15 - Fight Club is always on at Christmas
By detour165 - 26/12/2013 05:30 - Australia - Ascot Vale
16 - Nothing wrong with a bit of liquid fun on Christmas Eve!
By sydstreet - 25/12/2013 15:33 - United States - Dallas
17 - The Christmas Bingo!
By holiday from hell - 25/12/2013 01:12 - United States - Ridgewood
18 - Smarmy little twerp.
By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York
19 - The old switcheroo
By Christmasloverandstuff - 25/12/2012 17:45 - United States
20 - Crafty
By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney
Now you know what to expect!
Don't say that we didn't warn you… but if your Christmas is a total FML, send it in and we might post it. Merry Christmas!
By Alan / Thursday 21 December 2017 15:53 / France