18 FMLs About Teddy Bears...It's Funnier Than It Sounds
…yeah, we’re not sure why there’s a National Teddy Bear Day either, but there were a ton of these FMLs so we’re just gonna go with it. Mkay?
They were there for you in times you needed comfort. When you were a kid and afraid of the dark. When you heard monsters rumbling in the closet, but mom and dad wouldn’t believe you. Your teddy bear was the only thing that could protect you. They’re a shield—a kind of talisman, in fact. But only when you’re young.
It turns out, when you’re an adult and you find yourself with a teddy bear, it’s not just embarrassing, it’s a bad luck charm. These people had to find out for themselves.