16 Super Mario FMLs For National Mario Day!
Ok, fair. Everyone loves Mario, so why wouldn't there be a whole day dedicated to the video game character? Also, this day makes sense. Apparently it falls on March 10th, because when abbreviated, it's Mar.10 ....Eh? eh? Get it?
1. Betcha wouldn't be saying that if he had won, Brenda.
2. A missed opportunity to play Mario Kart.
3. Was it worth it? Probably.
4. Poor dude wasn't even playing.
5. Did you know she was a sore loser when you married her?
6. WHO LET THIS CHILD NEAR A TURTLE?
7. "I'm finishing first somwhere, honey."
8. Do you go to school or Military Camp?
9. Your friends and family are either assholes, or aren't paying attention to you at all.
10. Mario Kart has clearly ended a plethora of relationships.