15 Of The Funniest Tweets From This Week
1. Why don't all friends dance with you like this?
We hit tht hoe😂😂 pic.twitter.com/XdxNEt2CsB— 6’1 (@Yitna_) March 6, 2018
2. THE RIGHT TO BEAR CORGIS.
My friend’s boyfriend is an AP English teacher in Austin. He brings his dog Banjo to school every day. Less teachers with guns, more teachers with corgis. pic.twitter.com/BZdYUZjK8o— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) March 5, 2018
3. It's so true but whyyyyy do we do this?
this how i wake up in the middle of the night to make sure satan not laying next to me— dai like “day” bleep, not “die” (@DaiDai_TheGoon) March 8, 2018
4. Capitalism won today because you know it's not going to stop you from buying it!
i wanna know what sick freak came up w the idea of making us have to pay for each half of a bikini— Ashley (@ashleyandsun) March 7, 2018
5. Everyone's Myspace bulletin and AIM profiles.
“fri(end)— mitchell (@_mitxhell) March 4, 2018
everything has an END except
..... fam(ily) -> it has I LOVE YOU
if you love your family click like & share”
11 year old me: pic.twitter.com/FuFAVbUujf
6. This is why you don't just say every thought that comes to your mind.
Well no shit pic.twitter.com/LgAu3PjxDZ— joe (@JoeOBrien444) March 5, 2018
7. WAIT FOR IT
Made some new friends yesterday pic.twitter.com/vQVL56c0dP— king coon (@fvckoffho) March 2, 2018
8. This girl really made the best of a reeealllly awkward situation.
i always wonder why twitter is free when it blesses us with moments like this pic.twitter.com/bH8kXgePbt— c 🐾 (@marveljedi) March 6, 2018
9. But what if, though?
A woman on the train kept staring at me and after about 25 minutes she was like "I'm sorry, but you look like my high school boyfriend who passed away" and without missing a beat I was like "Amanda?" and she was like "My name's Rachel"... but imagine if I guessed her name right.— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) March 6, 2018
10. This is an actual video of students preparing for exams.
Homework.....Study Guide....TEST pic.twitter.com/IGbkWO7OKN— HeartOfAHustler⚡️ (@pleighamade) March 6, 2018
11. "Forget what you've seen today."
I think my lizard may have murdered someone pic.twitter.com/p6V7O6Ay2Q— izzy (@danisnobunk) March 5, 2018
12. Missing dog.
My sister took a Polaroid of the dog in the snow but he blends in too well and pic.twitter.com/I3YrzgK2RD— Scoobert Doobert (@apotr0paic) March 3, 2018
13. Annnnnd then you still get the quetion wrong.
when you know you saw that same question on the study guide 5 minutes before the exam and ur trying to see the bullet points in ur head pic.twitter.com/xyTB7DTWj6— zander (@finah) March 4, 2018
14. Everyone thinks they're a chef.
So i walk outside and they talking about soup " the grilled chicken" 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/6gErbTg4Th— IAmThaGoat (@KeffoBangz) February 27, 2018
15. She is us. She is all of us.
My daughter just tried pizza for the first time. pic.twitter.com/yiPNJgUBJg— Jody Avirgan (@jodyavirgan) March 3, 2018