We at FML spend so much time reading through all the submissions to sort out trash from treasure that we get bummed before too long. That’s why we take the occasional Twitter breaks to pick us back up.

Here are some of our favorite Tweets from the week that made us laugh!

1. I danced with basketballs because of Zac Efron.

This is in my top five favorite things I've ever seen. @FinnSkata pic.twitter.com/anoaL8dGPn

— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) November 4, 2017

2. Better every loop.

My grama tried to video the half time show off her phone and ... pic.twitter.com/n3ddZQPt2B

— Cam (@camcamgarner) November 5, 2017

3. What a refined generation millenials are. 

my parents at 22: "let's get ready for this baby we're having!"

me at 22: "I wonder how work would react if I had a goth phase next month"

— Seán Bernard (@seanbgoneill) November 5, 2017

4. Maybe all this really has just been a nightmare all along. 

He’s back already, but I’m saving this picture as a reminder of the one good minute of 2017 pic.twitter.com/S7Sm1VVTAX

— David Pierce (@pierce) November 2, 2017

5. One way of dealing with stress.

college: pic.twitter.com/ZaQwMhm4qG

— Jessica Sierra (@Jesss_Sierra) November 4, 2017

6. well yeah

A drug dealer https://t.co/9aTp7qHAKX

— Ellis Neal (@Ellisnealx) November 5, 2017

7. unhand me, you brute!

What do you mean "this is an airport" and what do you mean I "can't carry alfredo pasta in my fanny pack?"

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) November 3, 2017

8. motivation

february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2’s day which is really keeping me going man

— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) November 2, 2017

9. ...and?

potential employer: we found your twitter

me: did...did you laugh?

— adam (@brokeangeI) November 5, 2017

10. Naturally

Kids who flipped their eyelids back in elementary school are seriel killers today

— not pinkett smith (@fatherlyjada) November 4, 2017

11. such innocence

catholic school culture is sitting next to ur crush during mass so u can hold their hand during the our father

— apollo (@romeja_) November 5, 2017

12. 3am, the devil's hour.

me after i cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown pic.twitter.com/hIBk9FWopY

— ✞ SALEM ✞ (@spiritbor3d) November 3, 2017

13. Order one now from our extensive catalog on Tinder!

My wife got this cool remote start thing that starts the car when cold, turns up the heat, fills it with gas

It’s me, I’m the remote start.

— Faber (@dfaber84) November 3, 2017

14. Not trying to share my onion volcano with some strangers.

when they sit another family with you at the hibachi table. pic.twitter.com/nmznobFtYG

— 011 (@Kursed___) November 3, 2017

15. the audacity!

I find it very rude and offensive when I buy something and the money comes out of my account

— You (@Franz_LDN) November 4, 2017

16. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Couldn’t get a taxi home last neet so I went in kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with delivery driver, im a genius

— Jake Woodcock (@jake__woodcock) November 5, 2017

17. This is your doing, Twitter.

Now that I can finally type 280 characters let me start by saying that Shrek 2 is probably the best of the series. While Shrek 7 certainly offers a lot in terms of expanding the world around Shrek's swamp, Shrek 2 delivers unforgettable characters like Puss-In-Boot and ogre Fiona

— Ethan Klein (@h3h3productions) November 8, 2017

18. Ain't that the truth

99% of you people don’t even deserve 140 characters.

— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) November 7, 2017

19. Everyone wins

My girlfriend wanted to go to Nikko sushi for dinner and I wasn't feeling it so we compromised and now we're going to Nikko sushi for dinner

— Max Viselli (@maxviselli) November 2, 2017

20. *heart rate intensifies*

Me when I turn off the lights and start running to my room: https://t.co/DzkjEoW5Wj

— Josué (@hoesuueee) November 2, 2017