15 FMLs About Various Kinds of Cuddling For National Cuddle Up Day
Cuddling is a fantastic way to relieve the sting of an FML, so for national cuddle up day, find someone, something, or some animal to cuddle and get your cozy on. If you have no one to cuddle, well then that’s an FML for you.
1. Cold clothes cuddles.
By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada
2. Cat pee cuddles.
By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane
3. Awkward cuddles.
By ph2222 - 5/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo
4. Vomit cuddles.
By SickMaMa - 9/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
5. Pity cuddles.
By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53
6. Stranger baby cuddles.
By Anonymous - 23/1/2011 07:21 - United States
7. Doggo cuddles.
By chachi - 28/9/2009 18:25 - United States
8. Peeing child cuddles.
By Anonymous - 12/5/2009 03:43 - United States
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
9. Drunk boyfriend cuddles.
By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States
10. Cuddles interrupted.
By Anonymous - 27/7/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
11. Monster cuddles.
By tinytiny1124 - 14/4/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus
12. Blackmail cuddles.
By Anonyme - 22/6/2016 04:05
Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML
13. Sinful cuddles.
By Malarky - 23/6/2016 19:10 - United States
14. Anti-climax cuddles.
By orgasmsareoverratedanyway - 25/9/2012 17:42 - Norway - Myre
15. Hockey cuddles.
By Fatality - 28/10/2010 16:29 - Canada
By Nina / Tuesday 2 January 2018 17:07 / France