15 FMLs About Star Wars To Get You Stoked For The Last Jedi Release Today
1. But I'm glad you're into it.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / Youtube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
2. You're my only hope.
3. So this is how liberty dies…with the electoral college.
4. Boldly going where no uncle should ever go.
5. Well, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
6. "Luke, get off her! She's your sister!"
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
7. Almost passed the test.
Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML
8. Don't worry, fancy people appreciate good taste.
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
9. Do or do not. There is no try.
10. This is urgent, lady!
Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML
11. See, that's where you're wrong.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML