15 FMLs About Semen, Everyone’s Favorite Kind of Seed, For National Seed Swap Day!
Let’s be honest, agriculture and gardening aren’t really the hottest topics on FML. But those aren’t the only activities that involve seeds! So this year for National Seed Swap Day, we’re talking about the seeds of humanity, so to speak. Unlike plant seeds, we’ve got FMLs a-plenty about semen.
Fun fact: did you know that semen literally means seed in Latin? Now that you know that, let’s get on with the compilation!
1. "Once upon a time, you were all almost stains like these..."
2. Kid's got wild aim.
By Anonymous - Canada - Bedford
3. Never cleaning up after him again.
By cole66 - United States - Knoxville
4. A new experience.
5. You can find me in da club.
By Anonymous - United States - Chandler
6. Our return policy is not quite as generous as Costco's...
By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - United States - Moorhead
Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML
7. American education ftw.
By bucollegegirl - United States
8. This is why shower shoes are necessary.
9. Teenagers are the worst.
By zachhewett - United States - Birmingham
10. A classy end to a classy date.
By Anonymous - United States - Wellsville
Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML
11. We are all scared.
By Anonymous - Poland - Polska
12. Who is he to judge?
13. Not worth it.
14. Bet you've never been with anyone this sexy.
By I'll Make You FartCum - United States - San Francisco
By cumhole - Canada - Toronto
By Nina / Monday 22 January 2018 16:01 /