14 Fortune Cookie Messages That Were Definitely Not What People Were Expecting
1. Well. That was ominous.
2. That's kinda fucked up, fortune cookie.
3. Fortune cookies: The ultimate backhanded complimenters.
4. THEN WHY EVEN GET OUR HOPES UP.
5. Not yours, doe.
6. Is that a threat?
7. That's what you get for skimping out on the egg rolls.
8. Free All Fortunes 2018!
9. This fortune cookie is pretty apathetic about your future.
10. And that's the truth about why you can't sit with us at lunch anymore.
11. Really hope this one wasn't from a few days ago.
12. You selfish bastard.
13. His wife's fortune vs. his fortune... yikes.