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10 Ridiculous Parenting Fails That Prove Parents Don't Always Know Best

By Nina / samedi 22 juillet 2017 09:30
To quote the noble Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff, "parents just don't understand." Apparently, that's true. Here are some parenting FMLs that will make you glad these aren't your parents.

1.

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

By Firstborn - / Tuesday 16 May 2017 19:00 / Canada - Halifax

2. 

Today, during a football match, the referee declared a goal as invalid. The dad of the kid who scored didn't agree, which led to an all-out fight among all the kids' parents. FML

By FMyCountry - / Monday 24 April 2017 14:00 /

3. 

Today my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML

By Whoneedsgradschool - / Thursday 20 April 2017 20:00 /

4. 

Today, I found out my parents never naturalized me. I'm adopted from a country I've never been to, and now I could be deported there. FML

By MWSL01 - / Tuesday 18 April 2017 05:50 / United States - Duluth

5. 

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my wish of a pet that I could take care of for a few years. They got a parrot. I guess 75 years or more is a few years to my parents. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 February 2017 14:00 / United States - Troy

6.

Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swinger party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML

By Cannot Unknow - / Saturday 21 January 2017 16:00 /

7. 

Today, my parents accidentally bounced some checks through a miscommunication. They now owe the bank $700 and can't afford groceries, which means we're relying on me, a 17-year-old girl who works at McDonald's 2 days a week, to get us by for the next few weeks. FML

By - / Monday 9 January 2017 20:30 /

8.

Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML

By Bad parenting101 - / Sunday 8 January 2017 03:23 / United States - Denver

9. 

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

By Bestbirthday / Tuesday 12 July 2016 01:04 / United States - Bastrop

10. 

Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML

By Mexican - / Sunday 19 June 2016 03:06 / United States - Chicago
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