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10 FMLs About Mall Santas That Will Make You Even More Distressed at The Thought of Mall Santas than You Already Are

By Nina / samedi 16 décembre 2017 10:00
It’s a holiday past time. Santa Makes his debut at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and then all of a sudden he pops up at every mall in the country, with lines of children hours long waiting to tell him what they want. Sometimes, though, the experience can be less magical than hoped for.

Being a mall Santa is no easy gig. Santas train for years to be the best Kris Kringle possible, perfecting their Christmas dialogue,interacting with kids, growing their facial hair...it’s a serious job!

But a good Snata is hard to find. They book their schedules months in advance, and since mall Santas unlike Santa Santa can only be in one place at a time, many malls are left without quality Clauses. Instead they end up with bottom of the barrel fellas who don’t know how to keep their cool in difficult situations, or even worse - a Santa that’s on the naughty list.

Don’t know what I mean? See for yourself!

1. Getting a little too cozy there, big guy!

2. 'Tis the truth, though.

3. His little round belly must have been shaking like a bowl full of jelly.

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 December 2012 05:15 / Canada - Toronto

4. Imposter!

5. That's how excited she was to see you.

6. Welcome to Santa's chocolate factory.

By tishihish / Monday 12 December 2011 05:15 / United States

7. Between reindeer and Priuses, at least he doesn't pollute.

8. What a little Grinch.

9. Keep it to yourself, Santa.

10. You, sir, are a monster.

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By  skippydoda  |  30

I feel like a lot of these could be avoided if parents stopped telling their kids that the mall Santa is the "real" Santa. It's Christmas and Santa is too busy to actually come to all the malls. These people are his special helpers.

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By  skippydoda  |  30

I feel like a lot of these could be avoided if parents stopped telling their kids that the mall Santa is the "real" Santa. It's Christmas and Santa is too busy to actually come to all the malls. These people are his special helpers.

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  Dave_Davington  |  31

Better yet, stop with all the Santa bullshit entirely. Most of the time, all you're doing is setting them up for heartbreak when they inevitably find out that the magic man delivering presents to every single person in the world in a single night using a flying reindeer drawn sleigh is not in fact real. Most kids just want the presents, they're not going to give a shit if they're not duped into thinking they're the result of a magical reverse burglar from northern Scandinavia.

By  thatslifeiguess7  |  15

My kid and grandkids believe in Santa at church. You GIVE to him! We have a fund and the kids get to pick out a gift star and we wrap it and they GIVE it to santa to help. He takes a picture with them thats it.
They also bring canned foods and such.
They know its Ed he looks like santa year round

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