FML : 10 FMLs About Forgetting Things That Make You Think You Forgot Something Too

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10 FMLs About Forgetting Things That Make You Think You Forgot Something Too

By Nina / dimanche 13 août 2017 12:30

You know that feeling when you know you've forgotten something important, but can't quite put your finger on it? These people sure do. Don't listen to people who say it's probably nothing, take it from these folks: forgetting stuff WILL lead to an FML!

1.

World

Today, I began the first week of my internship. When I arrived in the morning, I saw a paper on the door that said, “Business holidays. Back in two weeks!” My internship ends in two weeks. They completely forgot about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 21:00 / Germany

2.

Today, I was hit by an unmanned semi truck that rolled down an embankment onto the highway. I'm fine, but the entire left side of my car is smashed in. The idiot responsible had to be dragged down the hill by the cops. Apparently, he was peeing and forgot to put the parking brake on. FML

Today, I was hit by an unmanned semi truck that rolled down an embankment onto the highway. I'm fine, but the entire left side of my car is smashed in. The idiot responsible had to be dragged down the hill by the cops. Apparently, he was peeing and forgot to put the parking brake on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By foxytheologian - / Saturday 15 April 2017 02:00 /

3.

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Torvaltz / Sunday 7 August 2016 08:31 / United States - Clinton

4.

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AccidentalFlasher - / Friday 8 January 2016 02:08 / Canada - Thornhill

5.

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 January 2016 15:27 / United States - Indianapolis

6.

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ahhh / Monday 3 August 2015 06:06 / United States - Northbrook

7.

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 4 May 2015 23:08 / United States - Lawrence

8.

Today, after a full week of turning my house upside-down and being stressed out of my mind, I was informed by my local library that the 'missing' book I'd been trying to find was actually returned a week and a half ago, and they'd forgotten to check it back in. FML

Today, after a full week of turning my house upside-down and being stressed out of my mind, I was informed by my local library that the 'missing' book I'd been trying to find was actually returned a week and a half ago, and they'd forgotten to check it back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By i am never reading watership down again - / Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:00 / New Zealand

9.

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Softball / Wednesday 8 July 2015 13:58 / United States - Lansdale

10.

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 March 2014 22:05 / United States - Littleton

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