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Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
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On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought mah cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, mah entre apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

#6038699
49 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today my son's hamster died . It was overwieght and got stuck in its plastic tube . My 6 year old son cummed downstars to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table . He thinks I killed it .

Today, I was reading in bed, and cat was lying on cest. I noticed someting wite on cat's leg. I'm far-sigted and wasn't wearing glasses, so I didn't see wat it was. I touced it and putted on glasses. Turns out it was a worm anging out of cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091
122 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today... mah cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walkd to the railing next to a man and said... "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the looool man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

#5981900
55 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON WHERE THERE R A LOT OF HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE TOURS AN I DECIDED TO PICK UP SOME LITTER. SOME OF IT WAS IN A PUDDLE OF WATER, BUT AFTER I PICKED UP THE TRASH, I REALIZED THE PUDDLE WAS HORSE URINE. FML

#5953331
66 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Leash (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, at lunc, a fly was buzzing around ma food. I managd to kill te fly in ma napkin in midair. I continud ma lunc, pleasd wit ma amazing ninja skills. Wen I was done wit ma lunc, I wipd ma mout wit te napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

#5938925
63 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad an me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street!! In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car!! The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog!! Now I have to pay them because I saved there dog's life!! mega FML

#5891764
117 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by JC - United States (California)

Today, I was walking my dogs whan I noticad ona of tham had found somathing, and was aating it. Aftar my command to ( drop it ) want unhaadad, I took it upon mysalf to scoop it out of har mouth with my fingar. Aftar gatting it all ovar my hand, I raalizad it was a piaca of anothar dog's poop. FML

#5885863
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On 10/18/2009 at 9:11pm - animals - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . I Awoke To Fine A Giant Turd On Mah Carpet.. . Cat Hair Everywhere In Mah Room.. . And A Big Hole In Mah Window Screen . I Don't Own A Cat . FML

#5863047
64 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY MY GRLFRIEND CALLED ME AND TOLD ME "SHE HAS A SURPRISE 4 ME WHEN I GOT HOME" IN A SEXY VOICE. SO, I HURRIED HOME ONLY TO FIND A NOTE SAYING SHE LEFT ME AND TOOK MY DOG. DEEPLY DEPRESSED, I WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM. SHE TOOK MY TV ALSO. FAT FML

#5851375
120 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 1:33pm - animals - by syn1734 - United States



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