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Today, Mah Dad Walkd In On Me Singing "Bohemian Rhapsody",hile Spinning In Circles With The Cat In Mah Arms. I Thought I Was Home Alone. FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed , I putted some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them an died. real FML

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171 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend calld me. After I was done calling another friend cummd by, an we went talking 4 a while. When my dog barkd, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

#12753740
92 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:27am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
195 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that cummed out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
144 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, room mate admittd he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

#12649118
89 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

Today , a wasp stung mah nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look lyk I'm growing a third breast. FML

#12539128
195 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
232 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smeres of paint all around an the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls an tracked it around. mega FML

#12501881
152 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard . It apperes that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field . I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them . real FML

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125 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm - animals - by L.Lime05 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat did. But, before e could bite te dust, e left a goodbye present on my bd: a decapitatd babby rabbit. FML

#12390101
144 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm - animals - by Lifes_a_bust (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

today I found out tat I get to spend te next two weeks at ma grandparents ouse... wic smells lyk cat litter... wile te rest of ma family takes a cruise troug te Carribean. Tey can't afford to take a nint person. FML

#12096842
93 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)



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