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Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

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My half-blind mostly unable to taste grandfather did this once. His reaction: "It's not half bad."

#9 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:04pm by Spinach

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Honestly though the dog jerky vs human jerky is the same thing though just with a different package. Sort of like peanut for parrots... it's the same thing for both people and parrots except one bag says it's for parrots and the other not. So it's just a matter of names rather than what the object actually represents.

#4 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:24am by NofolkDude

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